The twelve labors of Hercules were twelve tasks believed to be impossible and Zeus was presumably trying to get his son killed so that he would not need to make him a god.

I was born with the message of a meme and a half.

I definitely question that someone might be homosexual if they say "my partner" but not everyone does. I've been being purposefully ambiguous about my relationships at work, and one woman I work with has definitely not caught the fact that I am persistently gender neutral in response to her referring to my ex (who is female) with male pronouns.
That being said, I told someone else "my roommate " and her immediate response was "like your 'roommate' or actually just your roommate". So definitely some people are just more inclined to pick up on that kind of thing.

So, I know this sign was put here for safety and no one should dive in that cave anyway. However, I also feel as though this would be the perfect sign to pit up at the secret underwater entrance to your villain lair.

Monkeys peel bananas. I assume the first humans to eat bananas watched monkeys do so first.

Fun fact: Some cats really struggle to get the food out from the edges of some bowls. You may want to consider gathering the remaining cat food into the center of the bowl, or getting a different cat dish.
Your cat might not have this problem, but if they do I'm certain the cat would appreciate you fixing it. Even though they probably will not show as much.

Get yourself a man who is willing to shot himself in your defense

Where I live many places have these two tier carts. Each area is only about the size of a basket and a half. You get much more maneuverability than the middle cart, but more space than a basket. Also you dont have to carry a basket which is nice. I've never seen the first style of cart.

Fun fact: This can happen without cheating. Most people who are considered sterile actually have a very small chance of having a baby. Obviously this is not the case in some situations (usually if sterilization is a result of injury and surgery) but most often if someone is born sterile they actually have a very very small chance of having a baby.

"Well yes, but actually no."

Parents shaming their children online is a trend that needs to stop. These things don't just go away. If your child shaming gets big enough there is a very real chance it will be the first thing that comes up when you Google your child's name. You know potential employers and the best friends of new significant others Google names right? Do you really want your daughter to be turned down for a job she worked hard to get and would love just because this comes up when you Google her? Do you want this to be the first impression your daughter's husband's best man had of her back when your daughter first started dating? These are the potential consequences for your actions.
If your child misbehaves, consequence them. But there is no need to do it on a public forum, least of all on the internet. Sell the tickets. But don't call your child names on the internet. You aren't even trying to correct the behavior at that point, your just getting revenge. And that's what you will teach your kids