So dumb. Still smiled.

If this is a "mean" average--and I would guess it is, you ha e to account for the people who have have one partner their whole life too.

The process begins earlier than kindergarten. I work at a daycare in the 18-24 month classroom. "Keep your feet on the floor", "We do not throw toys", "We do not put toys in our mouths", "Ew-Yucky, we don't play in the trash," and "Don't lick the (object, often mirror)" are all common things I say to the kids. Oh, and "Don't bite my friends. We do not use our teeth for biting."
By kindergarten I am confident that the kids who go to the daycare I work at will know better than to bite other children, put toys in their mouth, or play in the trash.
Children spend their entire childhood being endocrined into whatever culture they belong to. They learn what is and isn't okay by both correction and example. This is why it is so important not to teach children toxic or self destructive behaviors. And also, why those things are taught to children anyway. No one sets out to teach their kid "You shouldn't say no to physical advances" but that's exactly what requiring hugs teaches.

He's cosplaying "Flash" from Zootopia.

Not so lucky now

I get why to put kids on leashes, I do. Sometimes its the only reasonable way to keep them safe if they are prone to running off into the street or river. But use a kid leash with a child harness. You could really hurt your kid with just a collar.

I get that the school computers should be for schoolwork foremostly--but if this is really a problem maybe they should change the system somehow. Either ban gaming on school computers (seems extreme, but I know most schools ban Facebook and YouTube so, maybe a bit more reasonable in that context) or create a sign in system where you have to sign in and state your purpose and the time. That way teachers can dictate which computers to remove students from in a fair manner. (Not important purpose who has been using the computer longest) Otherwise this will end in the kids who are less popular getting kicked off the computers while the popular kids are able to use them for Facebook with a proxy site all the time.

Read to your children when they are young. Most toddlers love being read to. So long as the book is short enough to hold their limited attention span, most 18-24 month olds will happily sit in your lap and let you read. They also like to turn pages. Even younger kids like being read to, though their attention spans often do not last long enough to read a full book when they are very young.
From there if you don't discourage reading, but don't make it a chore that must be completed, many children will simply want to read.

This is a situation where hazardous substances (paint) where available to children. For what I would guess was no less than three minutes based on how throughally covered the children are. It's understandable to be frustrated with the mess, but at the end of the day there needed to be either more supervision or the paint should have been locked up/inaccessible.

I feel like both of these people would benefit from an honestly open relationship where they are together, but also see other people, and everyone involved knows this.

While sharing posts is definitely not going to get anything done by itself, it can matter. Businesses and political leaders are far more likely to do something if people actually care. If no one is talking about it, it doesn't take long for people to stop thinking about it. And spending money to help is less likely to be profitable.

Rate my young ass

I feel like we go over this every few months due to reposts.
Require the child to replace the scissors with new ones. She needs to buy them. This forces her to take responsibility for her actions while also teaching her the value of fabric scissors is a real world monetary sense. At minimum she is unlikely to repeat her mistake due to the fact that fabric scissors aren't cheap and she likely wouldn't want to spend the money on replacing them. Likely this would also help cement the idea that she should do her best to correct her mistakes whenever possible.

Are we not going to talk about the kids making out in the background?

Maybe NSFW?