tim_worthy

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Go for it 8 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
sorry trooper, we dont speak COMMUNIST
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Full circle ending 2 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Tbh I thought he was gonna have like an urn or something
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Find difference 7 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
The one on the right won't make me cry
No idea what to write here 10 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Rue dies, motherfucker
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Resumes be like: rumors of my accomplishments have been greatly exaggerated 1 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
damn
they really do be like that tho
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Rule Number 1: Always close the blinds! 1 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
why blur the emojis
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Solution ? 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
huh. I guess to figure that out some guy had to snort crushed up ivory tusks and then get one hell of a William Johnson
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Solution ? 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
wait do people eat ivory
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He smashed atleast 9 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
She only wants him for his body
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Favorite witcher quotes? 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
That sounds cool! I'll definitely check that out
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Favorite witcher quotes? 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Human blood tarnishes silver in real life, so I would imagine in fantasy, weird magic blood doesn't? Otherwise this dude is going thru silver swords after every fight and that adds up
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BRRM BRRM OH WHAT A FEELING, JUMPING MAN 7 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
"Alright, our ride is a 2005 Frontier Nissan."
"Uh...o...kay?"
"It's a big white truck."
"OH"
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Oof 100 1 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
"I suppose" fucking kills me for some reason
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And when you're in a different city and the store is not the same, MADNESS!!! 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
I was just on the phone with my friend the other day blasting this exact thing. "Man, now I don't know where to find the vanilla extract, and they've moved the watermelon to the back, and I have no fucking clue where the milk is anymore!"
I'm not even 20 yet
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Uh-huh 63 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Abortion clinic bombings
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This kid's world really did roll him 5 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
I did this shit and got put in the special kids class
Don't dig too deep 8 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
But better than a master of one
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Made me giggle 19 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
"haha a funny meme with relevant politics"
*looks down at comment box
"fuck"
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Well obviously he- Wait... Huh... 5 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Bullshit. Everyone knows that a complete analysis of that would be 45+ minutes
This took me 3 days :') 17 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
YAY FLOWERS
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You should be proud of yourself. 5 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
Thank you, internet stranger
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Here we go again 3 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
"Never aga- wait, shit. NEVER never again, I mean."
How can you tell? 6 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
When I played DnD for the first time a bunch of our guys (in character) were arguing about who had the biggest schlong, and the DM, completely deadpan, said "Alright, roll for dick length on a d4."
Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20
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Sounds about right 8 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
In other news: water is slightly moist
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Not good with titles 8 comments
tim_worthy · 4 years ago
I am worthy