Go for it 8 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
sorry trooper, we dont speak COMMUNIST
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Full circle ending 2 comments
Solution ? 6 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
huh. I guess to figure that out some guy had to snort crushed up ivory tusks and then get one hell of a William Johnson
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Favorite witcher quotes? 6 comments
Favorite witcher quotes? 6 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
Human blood tarnishes silver in real life, so I would imagine in fantasy, weird magic blood doesn't? Otherwise this dude is going thru silver swords after every fight and that adds up
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BRRM BRRM OH WHAT A FEELING, JUMPING MAN 7 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
"Alright, our ride is a 2005 Frontier Nissan."
"Uh...o...kay?"
"It's a big white truck."
"OH"
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"Uh...o...kay?"
"It's a big white truck."
"OH"
And when you're in a different city and the store is not the same, MADNESS!!! 6 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
I was just on the phone with my friend the other day blasting this exact thing. "Man, now I don't know where to find the vanilla extract, and they've moved the watermelon to the back, and I have no fucking clue where the milk is anymore!"
I'm not even 20 yet
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I'm not even 20 yet
This kid's world really did roll him 5 comments
Made me giggle 19 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
"haha a funny meme with relevant politics"
*looks down at comment box
"fuck"
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*looks down at comment box
"fuck"
Well obviously he- Wait... Huh... 5 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
Bullshit. Everyone knows that a complete analysis of that would be 45+ minutes
Here we go again 3 comments
How can you tell? 6 comments
tim_worthy
· 4 years ago
When I played DnD for the first time a bunch of our guys (in character) were arguing about who had the biggest schlong, and the DM, completely deadpan, said "Alright, roll for dick length on a d4."
Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20
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Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20