Swirlie.

That's how rosebud works.

It's still the 31st where i am, therefore you have violated the prank law.

I thought the pretzel was a trumpet at first. Now I'm disappointed.

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Funsub's box goes silver and says "HERE WERE DRAGONS" in sharpee.

5'9, yeah. I know because I am.

If it's stupid and it works, it'll be hard to forget.

If you can afford to fuck around in dangerous situations, you're a force to be feared.

I get the joke, but that's not how it was decided to work.

Super spaghetti, when you break it in half an infinite number of times to get exponentially smaller pieces to fit on your 12-plack sized plate.

Oh? An ice storm?

Oh man, just wait until this bot hears about Corona.

I like how it's Andrew Hussie, the person who made the arguably most "Greek Epic Tale" type story of the modern age.