TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Try downvoting a genie, I'm sure it'll change their mind.
Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
If you're wondering: Like a ball bouncing half as high each time, the apparent paradox resolves down to a single certain state.
The ball will inevitably come to rest, your memes will block themselves from being popular.
Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
When is the popularity assessed tho?? The lack of mention abt the temporal element lends SO much to a bad downside.

Like, if you most a meme and people like it, it gets popular. But then it's popular and you couldn't have used it. So you would never have been able to make the post that uses it.
All you're doing by pushing this button is preventing yourself from ever making popular memes again.
I made this on a Samsung mobile 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Samsung released their own Personal Assistant, ala Siri/Google Assistant/etc. And they gave it a human model.
This is the internet, naturally there was r34 of it and people are freaking out about the inevitable.
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400 IQ meme 2 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
But those aren't random.
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Oh boy 13 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Granted, however you can't control the scale and will be any size between 1" and 20' each time you use it.
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I made this on a Samsung mobile 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
They knew exactly that they were doing. Sexualized marketic has been a thing since the Market.
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
I can and will rant about SAO more if y'all ask. But otherwise I'm cutting it here 'cause it's a silly topic
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Kirito falls into a niche RP community, and causes ranchor 'cause the server admin doesn't wanna hit the ban button in respose to Actual Fucking Murders
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
I have no limit to gripes for SAO, but the biggest one is honestly how Kirito not just beat a gun game at a competetive level, but did so with a lightsaber and a secondary pistol.
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
What designer went, "Let's make this invisibility cloak absolute in this shooter game. And also let the players use it in the *fucking lobby*"
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Every single game in the SAO universe is as well secured as a fucking hotdog sitting open at a beach.
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Today on national geographic : 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Sticky Fingers
I.. I can't stop laughing at this.. Bro this is too much to handle lmao 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Post 2, electric boogaloo
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Who??? 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
They just tripped while I was looking away. dw. the Jostars are handling it.
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
I haven't talked about Amber Heard once in my life, so why it was Suggestion is beyond me. But even ignoring that, w h a t
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hihi 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Haha, comments section go Swooosh
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You know they at least tried it on 2 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
I always remember this mask being like, brown and wooden. Not green. But every time it's mentioned and brought up it's Green.
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You just doomed us all 6 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
No, it's about the Goose.
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It's a big banana 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
You didn't mention how many kilos of weed you got, you failed to properly provide a reference scale!
That banana could be ANY size now.
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Thank you for your service, Tonya 2 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
*wears the mask for the next 300 days*
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I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
I'm a Capricorn and that's why I don't know Heard from the stomachs.

,,,,What??
Does this even mean????
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It has seven gigawaffles 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Yikes bruh. Seems it's a little fried.
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They’d be proud 17 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
Bruh what, rain is GREAT. Just don't look straight up into it.

Rain is my favorite weather.
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Daily dose of history, part 16 2 comments
timebender25 · 2 years ago
The Stonehenges are regrowing, The Pandorica opened. Humans really are the Virus *flower emoji* *flower emoji* *cat face*
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