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tlbomb


a happy New Yorker with mild anger issues

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Look at those abs though. 14 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
the thing is, Christians view Jesus being crucified as a "good" thing (for lack of a better term). Jesus dying on the cross was a victory, so it is depicted as such, a lot like a country celebrating their independence.
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Data or data? 4 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
one time my friend and i were in a posh restaurant. when the waiter dropped off the water in a glass carafe we started joking about how it was organic special water that tasted better than any water we had ever had or ever will have. when we tasted it though we looked at each other and just busted out laughing, it was so delicious.
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You are not dead until you are warm and dead 2 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
this is terrifying
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No vacancy 10 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
i have been told, from a reliable source, that when women are pregnant they are horny af
90's kid problem 48 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
It's just a different style of teaching, i suppose. All I know is the real reason I never did drugs, smoked, drank (excessively), or knocked a girl up was because of the fear of God my mom put in me, not because of lectures in school. I am not socially retarded in any way (that i know of), i have very healthy relationships.
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90's kid problem 48 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
i am not saying that parents should be abusive sadists, i am saying children need to be taught discipline. I worked at Toys R Us for two years, the first six months i despised the disrespectful misbehaved cretins, but after a while i learned that the fault falls squarely on the parents. Parents who don't teach their children respect and good behavior are not doing them a service, they are bad parents. And if my kids don't listen to me after they have been told, a spanking is justified.
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Carnivore! 6 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
no joke that steak looks so good
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90's kid problem 48 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
protecting me from being a degenerate thug on the street
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Wait, something doesn't seem right 3 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
999-99-9999
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90's kid problem 48 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
the trick is not to beat your kids when your angry, remain calm. I got beat and i genuinely think i am better for it
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Wonderful actors 11 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
more like JCVD, the master of splits
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The lord's table, 1 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
wood was scarce in that area of the middle east. it is likely that he was a stone mason. The greek word Tekton was a word for an artisan which covered all wood workers and stonemasons.
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That is one large bolder 3 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.
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We know it was awesome and also the best part of the movie 7 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
Sound of Silence - Disturbed
Zombie - Bad Wolves
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Just say the noise 10 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
not THE BEEES
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Won't somebody please think of the Giraffes? 5 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
99 FTW
Greatest country on Earth 10 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
poverty is an unfortunate reality of life. As long as people exist there will be poverty, NOTHING will end it, because there will ALWAYS be someone who will take advantage
John Wick and John Wick 2 are set 4 days apart, and the movies show this by having the 4 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
while this is a cool little tidbit, it is a little unrealistic that in NYC the same cars would be parked in the same place after 4 days.
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Greatest country on Earth 10 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
i like how people. are willing to point out the faults in the country they are in without taking a care to see just how much worse it is in other places in the world. Yes poverty exists. But if i had to be homeless i would choose my country over any other in the world.
Angel of Death 24 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
well im happy i have it
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He does have a point 7 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
that is why there are sentences like: 4 life terms. :)
Max Verstappen, Dutch F1 driver, correcting a fan that messed up the flags 2 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
such a Max Verstappen thing to do
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Which one of you assholes is playing Jumanji? 4 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
near the village, the peaceful village, the lion stalks tonight
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Meow the jewels! 4 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
looks like the bad guy from Dirty Harry when he gets stabbed in the leg
The velocipastor 6 comments
tlbomb · 4 years ago
...and ninjas.