As a kid i always thought the initials were DK for diet coke. Only because the D and the K were like right there just chilling next to each other. Honestly Dc is an acronym for too many things anyways.

You know what i never get people ask me where im from and every time i say american there like no your ancestors well america i mean ive been in america a long time but that never is good enough i have to say a european country otherwise im just stalling or something like when is america gonna be a socially acceptable origin for your ancestors of course unless your native american.

This is the process that occurs when you let go of your wiener standing at a toilet.

If i feel endangered i always go for the bat first bruh no one wants to get hit with a metal bat.

I would need this if i actually read.

I came here to see some guy who is a "gun expert" either complain about a missing bullet or try to tell him that he got something wrong.

he boutta stethoscope those teeth.