I demand a combat by trail! 9 comments
tusabes
· 4 years ago
There's a turtle who is a Senator from Kentucky.
You wouldn't download a car... Amiright? 1 comments
Ace food 9 comments
tusabes
· 4 years ago
Weight loss is best done with diet and exercise. So take bath salts. Then you only eat the faces you can catch.
The price will blow your mind! 4 comments
Healthy advice 1 comments
tusabes
· 4 years ago
While on the wagon, I once drank 6 small pitchers of water. I got water drunk!
Flat minded people 5 comments
I bet they're holding hands. 12 comments
Thought this fit better here 27 comments
tusabes
· 4 years ago
Whales ejaculate gallons of sperm. Not all of it makes it inside the female. That's why the oceans are so salty.
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Just pop them in your jacket 5 comments
Amazing 5 comments
tusabes
· 4 years ago
I love it when someone saves the world in one swoop. And he's a star! Wonder what his political views are.
Guys always lying about height 7 comments
Our boy Danny back at it again 4 comments