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*Mind broken* 3 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
A Martian?
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How the first week back in math class feels 3 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
Wow, that must've taken what, thirty whole seconds?
Bison hit by lightning and survived 2 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
The fastest bison alive
Touch of cloth 6 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
Which show?
Gotta blast! 1 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
"Friends"
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Sofa tiger 4 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
He's a sofa king. Sofa king cute
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That is, if you even have friends 13 comments
ulteriormotives · 6 years ago
One by one, they all just fade away...
How apeeling 3 comments
ulteriormotives · 7 years ago
I wish I hadn't red these
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A Needle moving in the groove of a Record 6 comments
ulteriormotives · 7 years ago
No, that's duhduhduhduhduh, five, not six
I guess I'll just die like everyone else now 10 comments
ulteriormotives · 7 years ago
Every season of Arrow's big bad.
Usian Bolt is the real deal 8 comments
ulteriormotives · 7 years ago
Okay, cool, Usain Bolt is cocky. I get it. But why, I ask you, friends and viewing public, is pretty much EVERY fictional speedster an arrogant twit (with his heart in the right place, of course). It's annoying and makes them all kind of blend together for a lot of people.
Double burn 5 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
This would have been a FANTASTIC post credit scene for Dawn of Justice!!!
Human did you get the tuna yet? 16 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
Is that Louis C K?
Trump the joker 14 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
What a joker.
Sometimes appearances can be deceiving 17 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
And sometimes vice versa. Surprise.
Anyone can be cool or a dick.
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True fact 7 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
...yes
Vicious predator attack 7 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
There's definitely a joke about the programming language Python to be made here...
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Some Of Titanic's Secrets And Facts 13 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
13.) Doors used were not at full capacity. Everyone could have survived if doors were filled to their maximum capacity.
· Edited 8 years ago
I am not going back man! 3 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
Is that the guy from Breaking Bad? Mike, maybe?
Frozen gets melted 18 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
Never underestimate the furry demographic.
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This is really sad, always make time for your family 21 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
You edited it and it's still not plural?
Seriously man, what was this comment before you edited it?
Good point, though.
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oh 11 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
I thought you were yelling Congratulations.
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Anon shares his incest story 3 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
Soooo relatable.
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Beautiful family 4 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
'dorbs
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How to be the nightmare 5 comments
ulteriormotives · 8 years ago
*make
How to make your child a nightmare.
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