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Lying until proven correct 13 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Sure, it works personally but you really don't want law enforcement to think you're lying when you tell them something.

Lying until proven correct 13 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

What kinda bullshit logic is that? If you assume everyone's lying, nothing will get done. You have to assume both people are telling the truth.

Good question 13 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Also, probably shouldnt do this unless you like your chicken in pieces all over your walls and every window in your house broken cause your hand broke the sound barrier

Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

You're a fool if you think I sleep by 11

Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I have an alarm for 11 that says "go to sleep you absolute hamplanet"

poor catty 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

he knew exactly what he was doing when he put on those glasses.

For those who are socially awkward 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Yeah and not five minutes later he proceeds to win the heart of the most popular and strongest girl in school

Not matter how cool might be, you will never be as cool as this alligator 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Interior crocodile alligator, he drive a chevrolet movie theatre

Say something about this 21 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Those are some big ass onions. Just sayin.

The little immortal lady 22 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

aaaand now I have the mental image of the queen of england winking and saying "kachow"

Whiteknight vs niceguy vs nicegirl 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I pretty much fall in love with nice people who buy me pizza. You're a genius.

Whiteknight vs niceguy vs nicegirl 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Or people could stop complaining and start being nice to each other

Screw death 20 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

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Screw death 20 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Death doesn't take people, they come willingly.

Or maybe it's my schizophrenia 18 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

hello, scp foundation? this post right here.

Easy testy Coyote 11 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

DEAD. FLATLINED. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092455/ .

Easy testy Coyote 11 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

You have murdered me. Killed me dead.

Hong Kong has some places beyond reasonable density 10 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I mean, the picture is obviously fake, but you have a point.

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Hong Kong has some places beyond reasonable density 10 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Agreed. It's like a cyberpunk dystopia movie

I don't like working at dairy queef 9 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Only fools dig up old graves and expect to find the person alive, friend.

This is pointless 30 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Funny enough, Knuckles said it best: "anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo." By calling attention to it every time you see it, you're denormalizing it, which is counter-productive. People will start to view being LGBTQ (like @creativedragonbaby said) as a glorified way of life. It poses a huge underlying problem to the LGBTQ community.

This is pointless 30 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Fuck me, it's cause they can't shoot straight, ain't it.

Who would you be? 23 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

careful, it's hit or miss with guests

Somebody f**ked up lol 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

To be fair, the grey text guy seemed borderline "nice guy"

No one take my spot 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Where do you even get a towel that big?