And waste money on shipping?

I miss getiing 4K upvotes

Well, you're clearly doing something then

7. In the process of ending your family's bloodline

You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches to break a sweat, never anticipate new life.

I thought he sounded like Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory

An obvious fact that oblivious asshats don't wanna accept

Columbus begs to differ

Same with me, only I discovered it at 4 1/2 years old when I accidentally saw my dad watching it. I don't know why he didn't notice me at the door but I remember my eyes glued on the TV and I guess I forgot I exist. I managed to finish the whole thing from teasing to climax and still didn't get caught.

Raising awareness also means free marketing

Nope. There's a new segment called Killgar's Kode!

NERD FIGHT! But with a twist, that twist being only yourself.