He looks like he wants my prosthetic leg

Then someone suddenly drops a lit match down your throat.

Imagine Hannibal Lecter being imprisoned here

That dumbass is gonna kill the wrong Gremlin

It's crazy how nature can do that

FFS, it's leap not jump. I thought this doggo can jump higher than a lamp post.

"How many do you think have died Patrick?"
"At least 10"

I would prefer if MrBeast gave my wife a car

6A. If I spend my time embracing the bitter things in life, maybe the sweet things will get jealous and try to pull me over to their side.

That fucking boss with billions and billions of motherfucking health that takes weeks to kill

Kill it with fire!

They sent an army against these creatures, they barely made it out alive

The guy that pushed him off the road is an asshole

What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming

Yeah, 1 Lamb year is equivalent to 18 Human years. The interviewer never specified which year was needed and the interviewee, not knowing that, just ruined his own chances of success because he never thought carefully on how to deal with that situation. So the moral of the story is "Never go to an interview unprepared."

*Has an assignment that I can totally do in less than 10 minutes if I just put my mind into it.*
Me: Why are we here just to suffer?