xboxgorgo18

xboxgorgo18


Maybe if our world was transported to another world....

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Oh, write 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
That's exactly what a conga line is! Everyone's doing it with nothing to expect from it!
Can I have your name please 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
It's pronounced "Suh-teen"
Oh, write 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Roughly 100,825,272,791 people have ever died in the entire time we were on this planet. Let's call it 100.8 billion if you're struggling to read a number that long. That's not a limbo, that's fucking Conga Line in the afterlife.
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When a Slav tries to make Western food 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
The surprise cameo was good
This angle is really beautiful 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Stags: What is this idiot doing?
This beautiful creature 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Canadians: I'd club that
The evolution the elephant 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
It's like a carnivore transitioning into a vegan
A 6 y/o playing Nintendo 64 with his grandma 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
That boy is gonna get massacred
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Beautiful! 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
If you're feeling tired, eat something sweet then grab some metal small enough to fit in an electrical socket then plug it in to recharge yourself
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2020 In a Nutshell 5 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
I'm jinxing it now! COME ON UNIVERSE DO YOUR WORST! HIT US WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
2020 In a Nutshell 5 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Could be worse
Or an addict 5 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Never do the right thing like snitching on your fellow cop, the chief is gonna take THEIR side, not yours
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Invest in the long con 5 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
The ones who get the job done: Sprays the entire lawn green
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Yes daddy 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Boomers am I right?
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What a Toon 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago · Edited 3 years ago
Dolla dolla bills recovered from The Titanic, allegedly 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Isn't the Titanic just a huge insurance scam?
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I made my family disappear 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Death is an illusion
Ok >:P 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
"Amberlamps"
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Hate them 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Dog: *exists*
GOD: What is that? I didn't make that one?
Man: This is a dog.
GOD: Wait, you guys made that?
Man: Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf but then, I gave it a piece of meat and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug.
GOD: WTH! Wolves are so cool, you just made them lame!
Man: You know they kept on biting me, they were too bitey so we had to make them dumb.
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You boys are beautiful and loved. :) 8 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
I think I'd rather be a random NPC, I hate troubling and annoying stuff like following the plot
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Tree lightning in Texas 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Lightning: OOH! LOOK AT ME, I'M A TREE!
Tree: Why lightning, why?
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How to make people either uncomfortable or your lifelong friends 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
No one is gonna mention how he taped his glasses on cause he has no ears?
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Spehlengh 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
Well, it's better than having a sword in your body
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Tonight on Dateline NBC 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
??? W-What is this white phenomenon that I don't understand?
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On some days I feel quite alienated 5 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 3 years ago
There's a difference between a weebo and a WEEABOO