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The jokes they found along the way 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Well I'd say that penguin got some steel balls
We all make mitakes 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Okay lets say i am in a heated convo witha guy online and he makes a typo, what exactly do i say to him??? Like seriosly pls
In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Not just your autocorrect ...
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
And yeah, i use hormi a lot umm used to actually.
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There was this site where i used to look up my doubts and shit and recently it was overrun by these kids/people posting google meeet codes and asking girls to join... so i made a different account "hormipolice" and went on a bonking and reporting rampage. They banned me tho after a couple of hundred bonks. Lmao.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was so hormi that this has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as an alpha female
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Confused battle subordinate Flamingo 12 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I actually, seriously, totally, want to return to monke :(
Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Then you'd possibly get caught you know... look if you're gonna kill me the least i can do is think about you
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Must be a tragedy 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn, 3 days is just inhuman..... an hour at max is good enough
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That's cold, David. 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
She already has them. NO MORE.
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Pls go back to 2010 or something and hit me with a truck. Confirm the kill too.
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Good morning ladies 1 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Damn, those feet.
Poor Winnipeg. I laughed at your misfortune 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
My dumbass actually clicked on see more
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Today, on bad ideas and poor decision making 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Whoa
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Controversial memes 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Heh, i had a meme on Bible, which i wanted to share but ended up deleting it
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New Delhi, India 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ross, Delhi is one of the most polluted area and its very densely populated.
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There are parks and gardens but they fail to satisfy the massive crowd.
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No lakes(this made me laugh), Delhi is the capitol of India, lots of monuments there too, so maybe ponds exists... idk.
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And this pic is only a small area of Delhi so keep that in mind too.
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Pizza. My unconventional but true love. 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yeah but on HIS FACE AND HAIRS .... burghhhhh.......
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New Delhi, India 9 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yeah that explains the condition of people there
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On the right track 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Weird. Strange.
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And you didn’t call me?
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Feeling cute, might delete later idk 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
LMAO .... ngl she looks like one of my classmates
Lucky ***s 5 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
*-_-) i am still brain *****d
All bagged up and nowhere to go 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
He means they are a little too much abve the water
"If he is 15min late we can leave" 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Yep hehehehe
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Swammen't 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Lets submerge together
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Sour cream vs Catfluff 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Hehe... but yeah she doesn't even blink ⊙_⊙
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All bagged up and nowhere to go 8 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
How are the fish talking?
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