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Japanese are Truly Fearless 1 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Demon slayer is kind of weird because (at least in the beginning) the main character's travel companions are his sister (who is basically a Pokemon), a femboy faux-furry with a temper, and an extremely whiny and frantic guy (who looks a bit like a fish for some reason), who is mostly only useful when he's asleep.
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MC's main power is water breathing, which sounds pretty oxymoronical (we honestly used to just call that drowning)
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Also his arch nemesis is a demon who is also a Michael Jackson cosplayer
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Kevin Hart just posted this 6 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
My tired eyes have no idea who this is
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Linguini Alfredo 15 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
It concerns me because like a week ago you were talking about how like 15 people wanted to sleep with you and now idk if you went through with it and fractured your back, or if these people were all willing to sleep with a person with a fractured back
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Live long, and stumble sleepily through your house 14 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
I feel like you need a roommate who has a very small footprint on the place and your life in general but is still cool to chill and build Legos or watch movies
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Wake up, sheeple! 5 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
But they're now offering to scan your photos for child porn without your consent!
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I have not sexually assaulted anyone passport 23 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
-we have compelled speech where if a person tells you they identify as anything they feel like, and you get it wrong (or find it too ridiculous to use) when addressing them, you are now a criminal.
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A man was actually arrested here for "misgendering" his minor daughter -- and for violating the judge's order saying the man could not discuss the issue with media outlets.
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I have not sexually assaulted anyone passport 23 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
*to clarify I'm not saying what happened on residential schools wasn't by and large a travesty, and no parent should have to have their child disappear, die, and be buried on one of those schools.
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But pretending we didn't know it happened before is a disgrace. They also, at least back when they first started reporting on it (no idea now) had not verified what the contents of the mass graves even were to my knowledge.
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In at least one case they just knew it was bones by and large. They didn't verify if it was human, child, or even native. Nor could they verify an exact quantity iirc. Because they didn't actually dig any of it up before they started reporting on it.
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I have not sexually assaulted anyone passport 23 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
We almost had a race war before covid because people were screaming about protecting the environment - but the natives apparently only cared about the environment if the people in general were making money. If they could be the ones making the money they were fine "destroying" the environment
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Then we pretty much did have a race war because they discovered that native children died on residential schools in the past, and this was apparently a big surprise to people who needed something to be enraged about.
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This resulted in many people (including our dear PM iirc) saying Canada day should be cancelled because celebrating it is equal to celebrating the death of children.*
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It also resulted in a bunch of Christian churches being burned to the ground, but the media don't talk about that so much. Probably because the people running the churches are still alive, the wrong skin color, and clearly deserve what they get
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I have not sexually assaulted anyone passport 23 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
He referred to the economic catastrophe we're experiencing as a "she-cession." Because, as we all know, the only ones impacted - that matter - are the women.
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And the great cuck couldn't even pronounce it right. He called it a sheshession.
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He also actually said the words "unvaccinated people do not have the right to go out and put vaccinated people at risk."
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The superhero 1 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Thank you, super dog
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Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Uhh I believe it was something along the lines of telling him not to read my comment if it pissed him off or something? I honestly don't remember, but I have ceased to exist as far as the frog people are concerned ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I present to you, EA's next gen Controller 2 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Oh you think they won't do this
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Good work CNN 3 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
CNN? The company that admitted to prioritizing - NOT the truth, at ANY time - but to using covid to terrorize the population, specifically to get more money in their own pockets?
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The company whose reporter describes the Taliban as "chanting death to America, but seemingly friendly" -- while women just like her are being forced into subservience and abuse once again by that same group?
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The company that was so set on creating racial tension they got caught falsifying evidence to make an innocent kid look like a racist, actively working toward destroying his life, and only backed off when a judge threatened to air all their crusty, dirty laundry?
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THESE are the goddamn pieces of garbage comparing themselves to soldiers??
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Yeah, I'll be sure to thank them. With both middle fingers.
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Live long, and stumble sleepily through your house 14 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Bold of you to assume that's not how I dress already
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I have not sexually assaulted anyone passport 23 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
I feel like that's misleading. Our *fearless leader spent 900 million dollars of taxpayer money forcing an early election and nothing changed except he now has to have rocks removed from his hair on occasion
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Starts sweating balls 6 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago 1
Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew you know I only eat grumpy frogs
Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
@Mr_pigeonwizard I am just pleased to be categorized as the fun stuffs :P
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Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
(@Nelson you should know I am invisible to Happy_Frog, so tagging them in to comment chains involving me is often confusing. This sounds like a joke but it isn't haha)
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Trees swallowing trespasser signs 6 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
What do you have against the trespassers signs?
Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
I mean that's fair. They both live in different parts of the world, and catfluff in particular has a lot of curiosities she gets up to
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Starts sweating balls 6 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Idk how I misread that as a "fishnet forest" but I was concerned and intrigued
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Racial segregation is back on the menu, boys 3 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
Woke: we both have a lot of opinions about people of color even though we barely know any
Racist: I say colored people but-- as long as we're classifying them!
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Racist: hey tell them what you told me yesterday
Woke: white actors should only do voices for white cartoon characters
Racist: been saying that for years! Stick to your own!
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Racist: it's like he's a mind reader! I mean, I've been pushing for segregation for years, and my man does what?
Woke: I created an improv comedy show exclusively for ethnic people
Racist: the guy segregates comedy! On MY birthday!
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Woke: white people need to stop wearing dreadlocks, and they need to stop appropriating black people's music!
Racist: shaved heads and country music, the way god intended!
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Alan Tudyk on: playing a rooster on a boat like hamlet 13 comments
xvarnah · 3 years ago
To be clear he's playing the role of the rooster on the boat as if he were playing Hamlet. Whether he is also playing the role of the rooster on a boat that itself shares characteristics with Hamlet is up for debate
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