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CHAOTIC FURRY, EVILDOER

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Watchout for badass 16 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Oh, I'd be more than happy to punt a baby.
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Watchout for badass 16 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I feel as though the target also needs to be specified.
I could do fuck-all to a bodybuilder, but I could punt a baby.
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Reeee 3 comments
zont · 4 years ago
They'd be currently, not once.
Reeee 3 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Ah yes, because FtMs don't exist.
Even as a, almost, life long fan of the entire franchise, this thought never occurred to 7 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I blend in by using the skinsuit of my skinsona
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You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I had a kid tell me I was their role model once, back when I was pretending to be a cishet non-furry.
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I was screaming inside, because he was part of a super strict, religious household.
I wonder what that family thinks of me, now that i'm out of the closet...
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It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
It would've been super helpful about 5 years ago lol.
I'm starting to embrace it nowadays tbh.
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Looks creepy 8 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Nice.
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It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I've always been able to cry super easily and it can be annoying. My mom thinks i have a hormone inbalance.
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Heineken it is then 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Drunk me is slightly more social, clumsier, and also laughs too much.
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No more glory 43 comments
zont · 4 years ago
And then you have people fighting over the 'cool' numbers.
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Why are we not funding this? 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I've heard that name before somewhere, and I had no clue it related to apples, as it doesn't in the context I know it from.
Conversation with Yoll, the Eurasian Eagle Owl 10 comments
zont · 4 years ago
UwU
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I agree with Keanu 4 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Oh hey, last time this was posted, I said i'd set them alight myself. My stance has not changed.
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If only I was that smooth !! 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
THAT IS A CHILD
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War hammer! 11 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I agree with the "fuck you uk" bit
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Why can't i pop out to the shops with with a sword on me?
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Very relatable 8 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I'm 18, and prefer dudes over dudettes, and as such am less likely to bear offspring, so probably not ;P
Think about it 7 comments
zont · 4 years ago
"Why the fuck was I getting drunk and playing the Dorime song on loop?"
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Women empowerment 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
...that's kinda hot though...
Accurate 6 comments
zont · 4 years ago
OnO
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Very relatable 8 comments
zont · 4 years ago
I can take pills dry, and i get called a freak when i do.
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Another wtf things from japan 4 comments
zont · 4 years ago
OwO
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We share the same taste 5 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Nice.
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Also, who the fuck downvoted you for tagging me? D:
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No cronch, please 9 comments
zont · 4 years ago
They're flesh sacks, they're weeeiiirrrddd
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Insect fursonas are actually pretty rare, I haven't encountered many. 6 comments
zont · 4 years ago
Then he's an Anthro then, right? A true furry.