Watchout for badass 16 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I feel as though the target also needs to be specified.
I could do fuck-all to a bodybuilder, but I could punt a baby.
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I could do fuck-all to a bodybuilder, but I could punt a baby.
You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I had a kid tell me I was their role model once, back when I was pretending to be a cishet non-furry.
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I was screaming inside, because he was part of a super strict, religious household.
I wonder what that family thinks of me, now that i'm out of the closet...
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I was screaming inside, because he was part of a super strict, religious household.
I wonder what that family thinks of me, now that i'm out of the closet...
It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
It would've been super helpful about 5 years ago lol.
I'm starting to embrace it nowadays tbh.
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I'm starting to embrace it nowadays tbh.
It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I've always been able to cry super easily and it can be annoying. My mom thinks i have a hormone inbalance.
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Heineken it is then 5 comments
No more glory 43 comments
Why are we not funding this? 5 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I've heard that name before somewhere, and I had no clue it related to apples, as it doesn't in the context I know it from.
I agree with Keanu 4 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
Oh hey, last time this was posted, I said i'd set them alight myself. My stance has not changed.
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War hammer! 11 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I agree with the "fuck you uk" bit
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Why can't i pop out to the shops with with a sword on me?
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Why can't i pop out to the shops with with a sword on me?
Very relatable 8 comments
zont
· 4 years ago
I'm 18, and prefer dudes over dudettes, and as such am less likely to bear offspring, so probably not ;P
Think about it 7 comments
Very relatable 8 comments
We share the same taste 5 comments
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Maybe then I can tell my cat to shut the fuck up, and stop scratching my door while i'm trying to sleep.