Yo

haha furman pfp

18 yr old me still doing the same thing

One about innocent people laying in a pool of blood, and the next is something like Africa by Toto

Yo, gimme some of that luck.
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...please

As a visitor, i sit like #2, but while in my crappy old office chair at my desk, that's older than me and makes noises like it's about to break, i sit like #7

Honestly, me.
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It's a good job i have 2 phones...

Yeah. Seeing your younger sibling get off with no consequences, for something you were beaten for, then confined to a cold dark room for 6 hours for is not fun.

Mine doesn't even offer to bring me on holiday...
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But hey, i can do as I please when home alone.

Same, but i'm glad to have them. They're the best god damned people I could've asked for <3
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I spent many years without a single friend, and no idea how to make any, until one just challenged me to a pokemon battle, moments after introducing myself on a discord server.

I stand in the hot water and think about where i am in my life, and what i want to eventually achieve, while my conditioner is in.
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Also I shave everywhere from my head down, because I like to be *smooth*

I can outsleep a cat quite often...

Brain power would probably just make me an asshole, X-ray vision would probably end up giving me cancer, looking like an puny infant isn't something I'd ever want, so talking to animals would probably be the only one i'd need.
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Maybe then I can tell my cat to shut the fuck up, and stop scratching my door while i'm trying to sleep.

I feel as though the target also needs to be specified.
I could do fuck-all to a bodybuilder, but I could punt a baby.

Ah yes, because FtMs don't exist.

I had a kid tell me I was their role model once, back when I was pretending to be a cishet non-furry.
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I was screaming inside, because he was part of a super strict, religious household.
I wonder what that family thinks of me, now that i'm out of the closet...