ZONT

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They/Them.
CHAOTIC FURRY, EVILDOER

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The world's softest arrest 3 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Hmmm, I really don't like police, but I hate abusers more...
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Where do they get the money? 4 comments
zont · 1 year ago
I guess some of the rich don't mind being eaten...
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Fire Fox ???? 9 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Eh, I've kinda stayed away from the fandom for a while.
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy furry content sometimes, but I've started to prefer other things recently.
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I think finding out my stepmother is one put me off a little, Idk.
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Fire Fox ???? 9 comments
zont · 1 year ago
That would be pretty neat.
I actually don't have a fursona.
I've kinda become less of a furry recently.
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Ah well 9 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Lil' Yiff
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Speechless 13 comments
zont · 1 year ago
...i fit those parameters...
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Relatable 6 comments
zont · 1 year ago
That's not anthro, that's bestiality.
Don't tag me in that shit, thanks.
F**king weeb 3 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Not just any fuckin weeb
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*A furry weeb*
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Tenk u dawk 2 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Yo
It be like that 3 comments
zont · 1 year ago
haha furman pfp
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I just love that cat 5 comments
zont · 1 year ago
ÒwÓ
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MeinKraft 14 comments
zont · 1 year ago
18 yr old me still doing the same thing
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It could be anything, really 5 comments
zont · 1 year ago
One about innocent people laying in a pool of blood, and the next is something like Africa by Toto
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The final boss 7 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Oh no
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Yeah f**k em' 5 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Yo, gimme some of that luck.
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...please
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If I were to sit normally my deductive reasoning skills would be lowered by 40% 11 comments
zont · 1 year ago
As a visitor, i sit like #2, but while in my crappy old office chair at my desk, that's older than me and makes noises like it's about to break, i sit like #7
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smort 5 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Honestly, me.
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It's a good job i have 2 phones...
I have experienced this firsthand 7 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Not really, I'm still waiting to see a psychiatrist to help with my plethora of mental conditions :-)
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I have experienced this firsthand 7 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Yeah. Seeing your younger sibling get off with no consequences, for something you were beaten for, then confined to a cold dark room for 6 hours for is not fun.
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Snoopy is actually a philosopher 3 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Ah, my mom has a subscription to Dollar Shave Club, but doesn't use the razors often, so she gives them to me instead of hoarding them.
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If my leg hair is long, i tend to shave it with an electric razor beforehand, and sweep it up so it doesn't make a mess.
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F yeah 8 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Mine doesn't even offer to bring me on holiday...
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But hey, i can do as I please when home alone.
Hello darkness, my old friend 5 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Same, but i'm glad to have them. They're the best god damned people I could've asked for <3
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I spent many years without a single friend, and no idea how to make any, until one just challenged me to a pokemon battle, moments after introducing myself on a discord server.
Snoopy is actually a philosopher 3 comments
zont · 1 year ago
I stand in the hot water and think about where i am in my life, and what i want to eventually achieve, while my conditioner is in.
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Also I shave everywhere from my head down, because I like to be *smooth*
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Sleep 2 comments
zont · 1 year ago
I can outsleep a cat quite often...
Choose 14 comments
zont · 1 year ago
Brain power would probably just make me an asshole, X-ray vision would probably end up giving me cancer, looking like an puny infant isn't something I'd ever want, so talking to animals would probably be the only one i'd need.
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Maybe then I can tell my cat to shut the fuck up, and stop scratching my door while i'm trying to sleep.