I really feel like my bestest option right now is to try to find the bear and hope it kills me before a woman comes along. Then she can see the bear is dangerous... and I could finally be trusted. Dead men are trustworthy... I hope.
Okay, you could do that i suppose but, and hear me out, you could also just be a kind, trustworthy man with a genuine personality, who expresses yourself in a healthy way. Just saying that might work to and it's less dying from bear attack.
(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
Well, is a bit like Russian roulette. Most of the revolvers chambers are harmless. You just don't know which one the hammer is going to strike this time. You'll prolly be fine, but if you aren't you're really in trouble. You can't know in advance and if it's the wrong kinda guy then you just made yourself known.
The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.
Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.
With some guys however...
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.