Police vs bandits Moscow 1993 1 comments
inspectora
· 9 hours ago
Which are which?
Capricious insidious runny 1 comments
inspectora
· 10 hours ago
Virtual live, virtual die, respawn. First one whose mom make them pause for dinner loses.
This Brings Back Memories 2 comments
inspectora
· 10 hours ago
A cave woman is in the woods. At a fork in the road there is a cave bear to the left, cave man to the right and a dinosaur coming up from behind her. Which way does she choose?
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
Backwards because by cave-person times, dinosaurs were evolved into lawyers.
My cat got into the ceiling and refused to come out 3 comments
inspectora
· 12 hours ago
Dude, your cat is at my house and it is freaking out, like literally shaking in fear. Something in your house scared the hell outta it.
Lawl reddit things 1 comments
inspectora
· 12 hours ago
Thus we need a prison for punishing criminals for crimes they've committed already and a second prison system for preventing crimes yet to be. A "pre-crime" jail .. if you will.
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
(Voice in my head: that's just high-school with extra steps)
Nebulous blame bossy 2 comments
inspectora
· 12 hours ago
How DARE you insult my existential void existence. Cancel. ..lol, nah, you ok.
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Metallurgical helpless remorseful 1 comments
When The Cat 8 comments
Take their place 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 days ago
Name 1 movie outside porn and the '50 shades of Grey" franchise that has an actual sex scene..
Longhousing 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 days ago
Point of order... there's (points toward the black, infinite void) .. NO PEOPLE... out there... (oo)...(00)! Rocketship hoooo!
Pretty Lights 2 comments
When The Cat 8 comments
Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Death is a sweet release I shall never taste because spite and self loathing have made me bitter and immortal.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
Obviously I've played more Russian roulette than you. Know what I call losing there? Hearing the 6th "click" in a row. Old ammunition isnt as reliable, but loneliness can do worse than kill.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
inspectora
· 1 week ago
(Sigh) and how would anyone know if I ALREADY WAS such a man? Women running to the open arms / jaws of bears rather than talk to me?
Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
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Me: "HI, hello." Every woman in the woods: "RAPIST! SAVE ME BEAR!"
Or is the meme allow those trustworthy men to be seen differently somehow?
Perspective 3 comments
