Yet another realistic body ideal for men to live up to.

True, but they're currently producing around 70% of their energy with renewables, and increasing, while every nuclear driven economy is dragging their heels.

Me too, kitteh.

When I came out as bi, my dad said he'd also experimented in his youth like WTAF, sir?! This is so common that I seriously question the objective existence of straight people.

You end up in Finland?

That's because the Moon is actually the Earth and we're living on the real Moon.

Are all the frogs gay yet?

It's funny coz it's true

Yikes!

Again, this makes me question the size of Terry and his previous gifts.

I was recently contacted by an insurance company who tried to sell me unemployment insurance. Told them I was retired and unemployment was no longer an issue. They then suggested life insurance. I politely explained that the price was approximately the same as what I spend on coffee and with no heirs and in this economy .. I think I'll just stick with coffee.

He has been summoned!

He he he .. that's hilarious!

Guy; I want a tattoo that says "Only God Can Judge Me".
Tattooist who is obviously Yoda; Do that I can.

Not a joke, this happened to a friend of mine. He seemed alright at first but as soon as they moved in together he just sat his arse on the gaming chair, played for hours and nagged about having kids and how she wasn't doing the dishes and cooking. She dumped his sorry behind. That was over ten years ago but he still calls her from time to time just to breath heavily into the phone.
Craziest shit is .. this guy has friends who knows about this and still they are friends.

It's what happens when you stop putting lead in the water and petrol.