PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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21/04/1845, George Catlin invited Native Americans to dance in his museum.

21/04/1845, George Catlin invited Native Americans to dance in his museum.

So tired that wouldn't make any difference.

So tired that wouldn't make any difference.

Not mine, but too cute not to share.

Not mine, but too cute not to share.

This weird ad looks like the enfleurage Grenouille uses in The Perfume.

This weird ad looks like the enfleurage Grenouille uses in The Perfume.

Sundays mean getting to wear my pirate costume and a random hat to practice breathing fire Hidden Funsubsters

Not safe for work

TIFU and I must vanish from society. (Hidden because it's not funny) Hidden

Not safe for work

That cracked me up!

That cracked me up!

If this isn't me right now

If this isn't me right now

I thought it was a joke in Friends.

I thought it was a joke in Friends.

I found this drawing I made based on a prompt in middle school :D

I found this drawing I made based on a prompt in middle school :D