Smitty

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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
I can hear the song in my head. Can you?
I wish this wasn't true for me right now.
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part six.
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part five.
Much like Damocles, I live in perpetual waiting for the other shoe to drop.
You won't read that book again because the ending's just too hard to take.
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part four. (Sorry, no potato.)
Paradigm, Ennui, Colonel...
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part three... because there is hope
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part two.