Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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who let this happen 83: triggered^2 13 comments
smitty · 3 minutes ago
Jesus fucking christ, we need an apocalypse.
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Even he knows it's flat 11 comments
smitty · 8 minutes ago
Really? That's lame.
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Be grateful 13 comments
smitty · 11 minutes ago
Well, it's a start, right? Congratulations!
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Even he knows it's flat 11 comments
smitty · 12 minutes ago
What? I didn't delete it.
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Be grateful 13 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
But are you employed?
Right now I am "between jobs."
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That's a very unfortunate hashtag 6 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
Well... ;)
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Be grateful 13 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
They need to aim higher...
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Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief. 2 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
This could have been a "Beautiful Ray of Friggin Sunshine" but I'm done with those for now.
Even if I'm not done with those feelings.
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My fb has weird things... part 32: best cosplay goes to!!! 2 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
I know, right? He looks like someone I want to party with.
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Doing as told and still getting in trouble 2 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Breach and clear.
this is beautiful 8 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
If this was one of the endgame messages, maybe I should take a look.
What a bad job does to your head 3 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Either is fine actually...
I would kind of like to have a multilevel studio in a medium to large city with a decent view of the skyline.
Because 5 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
There is nothing more terrifying than just the thought of driving under the influence.
DON'T DO IT.
It's not worth it.
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
These days, I'd rather be.
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
.223 is 5.56.
Smh. Tomi Lahren is the American version of Katie Hopkins 11 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
Who then? Talking head still doesn't help any.
Just a pretty face as far as I'm concerned and I care fuck all about that.
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Because 5 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
https://becauseisaidiwould.com

I'm not really sure I have the right frame of mind or emotional stability at the moment...
This hurts and makes me hopeful in equal measure.
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Only reason I would get a Nintendo Switch 3 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
D'awww... I guess Nintendo's ad campain was right then...
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
I'll have you know that in the northern states, New England above Massachusetts for example, put distances on our highway signs in Imperial AND Metric to accommodate for Canadian visitors.
Because dispite what pop culture might tell you, we aren't assholes.
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
9mm =/= .22 cal.
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
Recently, if you mean Cold War NATO standardization.
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Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
5.56mm? 7.62mm? 12.7mm?
How do lesbians have sex? 14 comments
smitty · 7 hours ago
I'm sorry... it's pretty early here in the states and I've been up all night, but that's "Comment Thread of the Day" right there.
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Even he knows it's flat 11 comments
smitty · 8 hours ago
Comment deleted.
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