Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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You go girl 7 comments
smitty · 43 minutes ago · Edited 42 minutes ago
You go girl 7 comments
smitty · 49 minutes ago
I could joke about "Congrats, you played yourself," or the Pokemon "it hurt itself in it's confusion," but sometimes a person's genetic lineage is just not ment to carry on.
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The only love I need at all 1 comments
smitty · 53 minutes ago
Hnnngggh... sooo hooot.
Life at its finest 12 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
It's a fair idea for friends to ask their SOs, but if they're smart they won't say a damned thing. It will only sew the seeds for future jealousy.
Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years. 18 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
Well, we'll see them on Jerry Springer in a few years.
Girl cheated on boyfriend 34 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
If he's smart, no.
She should be coming home to all her shit out in the yard and the locks changed.
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Math girl 7 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
It's a proof of Euler's formula using powers series expansion.
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Guess I've never seen an owl's legs before 7 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
I don't know about outraged, but definitely annoyed.
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Disney Princess Daily: Snow White 2 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
Looks like a Tarot card.
The Prince(ess) of hearts.
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That's what they sell us 22 comments
smitty · 12 hours ago
Yes that is true, medication is not a silver bullet panacea. That's why there are so many different types. The same ailment suffered to the same degree in a different person may prove unresponsive to the same medication.

However, it has been shown that closely monitored medication tailored to the individual, coupled with a comprehensive therapy program has the best success rate over other forms of treatments.
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Life at its finest 12 comments
smitty · 14 hours ago
*When you're a decent human being,
Be competent, punctual, employable...
...and treat others well.

The rest you deserve will surely follow.

There, fixed.
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Math girl 7 comments
smitty · 14 hours ago
That's hot.

But...

She's out of my league.
I know she's out of my league.
She knows she's out out of my league.
She pats me on the head like a kindergartner...
...and I can only smile like a dumbass because my presence was acknowledged.
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Cause I'm free to do what I want any old time And I'm free to be who I choose any old time 2 comments
smitty · 15 hours ago
Hey, I almost forgot:
https://youtu.be/ZVGf3ePIO04

I think this is gonna be one of my summer jams this year.
Hey ladies, here's another f*ckboi trick for you. 3 comments
smitty · 17 hours ago
Try google image search.
A gif might even work, worth a try.
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Which Rocky movie will this movie be like 5 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Damn, this looks good.
Disney Princess Daily: Cinderella 20 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Drawn well, yes... but drawn with horrible posture.
Hand dryer has a point 3 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Indeed, if you are in a Dunkin's long enough to need the restroom, you're part of the problem too.
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That's what they sell us 22 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Shouldn't the top read This is ^not an antidepressant?

Remember kids, if anyone gives you this line, just be sure to tell them that's Scientology thinking.
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Stupid fracking scientists and their fake news 16 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
The same reason why Mid-State New Hampshire has had (geologically) recent earthquakes that measure 7.5 magnitude, 6.2 magnitude on the North Shore and Cape Cod experiences 1.5 to 2.5 magnitude quakes annually.

Much like the Earth's crust, the global temperature average is still rebounding from the last Ice Age.

However, human activity is causing the the temperature increase to accelerate at a terrifyingly alarming rate.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_stick_graph
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Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years. 18 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
I hoped he dumped her, because that's petty and childish. If she's so controlling, where the hell was she to let this happen?
No milk stories? I beg to differ. 8 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Left to right, top down:
Star Wars: A New Hope.
A Clockwork Orange
Inglorious Bastards
No Country For Old Men
The Professional
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Sushi burritos 15 comments
smitty · 19 hours ago
Now, now. Not everyone gets to live in a hip metropolis with a happening food scene.
Beats using tinder, though 4 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I'm a guy. A guy with a list. A list of things I think are weird and creepy. Internet "dating" is an entire sub-list unto itself and tinder ranks pretty high.

Good looking? Whatever, I don't care about that. Saying I am is egotistical. Saying I'm not is self deprecation. I just make sure I'm clean and dressed OK, the way I want to be. Everything else can fuck right off.
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Bendachick cucumberbatch 10 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Absolutely. At each outing, I would also correct the media wrong, a different way each time just to mess with them and further it along.
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