Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Pretty much all gamers, and that includes me 5 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Aside from that, even if you don't overclock, it will still prolong the life of the hardware.

Sometimes it's not about overheating or overclocking, it's about lifespan.
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It was worth a try 11 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Exactly. What do you call someone who graduated from medical school at the bottom of their class?

Doctor.
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Dolphin asks for help with entangled fishing line 5 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Not entirely sure if "ask" is quite the right word, but still incredible.
Ice Balls on Lake Michigan 6 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Almost looks like a giant bowl of Coco Puffs.
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North sentinal island 29 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
I do believe you are correct. I recall that there is one particular tribe in the Amazon who are notably hostile to even observation and it is likely that there are some in African jungles too.

I don't think any genetic analysis has been performed, but you are likely correct that they most closely resemble the humans during that particular era of migration. Linguists have also determined that their language is unique and doesn't resemble others in the region.

They do have bows and have been observed to use three different arrow types. A fishing arrow, a hunting arrow and a headless blunt arrow used for warning shots.
With warning shot arrows, it can be inferred they are not without compassion, that they don't want to harm outsiders unless they are forced to.
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Oh canada 10 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
What? Celsius and Centigrade are the same thing. Centigrade is just the old name.
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Cash, credit, debit, chip card, Apple Pay, Bitcoin, Doge, or Android Pay 7 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
No, that's why he asked you idiot.
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Oh canada 10 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Ok, sure. I get it... but care to explain why the UK still uses MPH, MPG and horsepower?
Bravo 5 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
They kinda have to, no matter how well known they are. The Writers Guild has gone on strike for less I think.
Clap back had me rolling 7 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
I think this stopped because some saw it as sexist and made some noise about it.
Then the men who were the sort who were inclined to make these overtures stopped because It was now seen as not the right thing to do.

My suggestion is when these sorts of traditions seem to have fallen out of favor, take a long look at the modern social landscape. It seems to me that when certain antiquated "traditions" fall out of favor that need to, a few that some still think of as desireable will too out of necessity.

For the lack of a better description, call it the growing pains of social evolution.
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I Love the Stuff  13 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Except Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.
Word has it that it's the only one with not fully natural ingredients because the raw eggs in the dough was giving people salmonella.

There was a recall and a recipe change when it was discovered.
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North sentinal island 29 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
I checked, there's over 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide.
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Koala, making its way downtown 4 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
#JustAustraliaThings
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Found something to make me feel 9 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
That's awesome. I got nothing else, just awesome.
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Dis is mine teabag 3 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Hooman, I halp.
Sooo true 15 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
That's a really good way to get the attention of child services drawn to yourself. Bravo.
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Keanu is a national treasure 7 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
Be excellent to each other...
...except these assholes. Fuck them.
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You had one job Marius! 7 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
As far as I can tell, aside from the lack of running water and electricity, the 1800's were pretty bitchin.
Australian animals are built to kill 17 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
I just heard about this today on the Geologic Podcast segment Interesting Fauna.
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Well, that went t*ts up 4 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
Now to be fair, while this did go sideways for the Chad... in all honesty not much is going to go tits up for him for a while. ;)
You had one job Marius! 7 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
Yup. That's why they had solid brass butt plates on them, usually with a round nubbin or even a small spike on them. For splitting skulls open.
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We don’t deserve this man!!!!! 11 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
Well, he continues to prove the adage from his first big role:

"Be excellent to each other."
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Science b*tch! 18 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune...
"On"
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Excellent 25 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Download on a PC, open with paint and use the flood fill tool.

You're welcome.
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Yeah... but that waters it down.
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