Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
Luckily, I got both of these back to back... but I'm pretty sure I'd have known you were having a bit of a laugh.
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
Nah, it's fine. I'll probably just re-read parts I've already written, edit a bit and maybe work out a couple sentances.
Besides, chatting here in FS is less intrusive. If we later migrate to another app, the jingle jangle of messages from you could be a distraction, but I'd welcome them. :)
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Sitting and relaxing. Might have a drink in a little while, maybe fire up my computer and open up a manuscript and do a bit of work.
Shock & sadness 19 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
I refused a bachelor party when I got married, unless you count going to a bar and having A singular beer with my best man and then going home.
My (then) fiancee asked my why I wasn't having one and I said I just wasn't interested. I thkught they were a stupid idea.

Didn't matter, it didn't last anyway and she... well, she moved on. C'est la vie.
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
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Failed Bamboozle 11 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Those are the old displays too. If you want to do a bamboozle, go to a Depot with the new kitchens.
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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Pretty good. Had a nice day at the day job and wrapped up on the (current?) painting gig.
I've been in a good mood more regularly having "rejoined the work force." Sure, less time for myself, but its worth it.
Top it all off with a reply from you and I'm smiling.
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 2 hours ago
Hey, got the cleanup done... turns out that I overlooked or rather "forgot" the ceiling and window trim in the bathroom. Luckily, it's a tiny one, so no biggie.

Hoping you had a good day today. :)
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He actually make sense this time 11 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
I think it was $180, but yes.
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@extrafabulous_comics 1 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
Well damn. How about that.

Tying a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue isn't that hard, if you practice. I can. ;)
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Real life problems 7 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
I lived with three. The struggle is real brothers.
He actually make sense this time 11 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
But who's the real idiot? Him or the people that buy it? I'd say he's pretty smart when it comes to marketing.
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That reverse driving skill 3 comments
smitty · 8 hours ago
It's like the guy that noped right out of the way of the incoming tsunami.
Pretty god damn creative 4 comments
smitty · 22 hours ago
I want this as a poster sized print.
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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 22 hours ago
Of course, wouldn't want to spring it on you now, that would be uncouth. Besides, it needs a bit of editing to clean it up... and I don't mean less "dirty." ;)

Cool? The thought of you giggling and blushing over a few words I've said make me smile.

Just fyi, I'm in bed now and I've got to get up earlyish for my "day job." I'm likely to zonk out soon. Pick things up again later?
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
The painting? Yup. All that left is the clean up and maybe a bit of touch up. I decided to put that off untill tomorrow. I'll swing by after my "day job" and get it knocked out.

There's a way I can post the things I write to a Google docs file so I can maybe share them with you... and if you're game at some point in tbe future, perhaps parts of the naughty ones. Maybe see just how red you can turn. ;)
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OP is an alien 12 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Humanity! Fuck yeah!
https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/KMP83
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If This Doesn't Blow Your Mind, Nothing Probably Will 3 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
What unwind to be even more facinating is that there's new data, measurements and evidence that shows that our galaxy isn't just an average sized "garden variety" spiral, it's a double barred spiral and its way bigger than we thought.

Like WAAAY bigger, on the order of maybe twice the size we thought it was. Conventional wisdom until recently put the size at 95-100k light years across, but conservative estimates with the new data show the Milky Way is at least 180k ly across, maybe even as big as 230k ly.
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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Not all of them are raunchy, just a couple. The rest are sort of PG-13ish. Maybe R for theme, not necessarily actual content.
Again though, I am curious as to what your imagination might be cooking up. ;)
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
You are right, you don't have to like someone back... but it helps. :) Right now, I just want to get to know you and see where it goes.
What, who, where? My interest and curiosity is piqued, but all in good time. The only real deal breaker I can think of is one of geographical separation... even then, there's nothing stopping us from being freinds.
I wouldn't call them simple either, if you are concerned, that tells me that it bears some importance to you.

I am not yet officially published, though parts of one of my pieces are posted online.
I consiter myself to be a sci-fi writer, but lately I've been delving into modern(ish) time drama/tragedy, romance-ish and hearbreaky sort of stories. The Adult portions were kind of an accident of sorts, I started writing the first one out and it took on a life of it's own and I got a little carried away with it. I've mentioned it to another writer and joked that the publisher of Harlequin Romance would take one look and say, "dude, chill."
Superpower pill riddle 19 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Let's hear it for the GLA.
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Meet the BLT! Baloo the bear, Leo the lion and Shere Khan the tiger 9 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I guess Leah might have been a better name.
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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I don't know, pull the plug? I dont know what else to say to that, except I'll listen and do my best to understand, ok?

The job is looking good to finish tonight. On my last break now. Some cleanup may wait untill tomorow, but I think I'll be done.
Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Havarti, provolone, sharp Vermont cheddar... I love cheese. Yes, it was me that pushed the like button. Sorry I panicked you.

No, my writing isn't like the 50 thing, but to be honest, well... some are more "adult." Those were more experimental to see I could write them, rather than the usual kiss at sunset, fade to black and cut to tangled sheets in the morning sunrise. Most of those will never see the light of day and the few that do will be heavily edited back to the "fade to black" idea.

Deal breaker? Well... we're both adults and we have histories that have led us to where we are now. Portions of that is likely to be a minefield. I will tread lightly, but I will listen and be understanding. I hate for this to sound like trite lip service to your history... but I'm not sure if... I don't know if something you were to tell me would be a "deal breaker." We've gotten this far, you've trusted me so much, it just seems that it would be... I don't know, mean to...
Neon ladder 1 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I wonder how many drunks have tried to climb that.
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Boo! 43 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Sounds like it was cathartic for you. Kinda like writing a letter you never send. Sort of, after a fashion, why I write. It gets the ideas in my head out and in the bitchyness sense, those energies would be better directed into my fiction than gushing here on FS.

I may still take the occasional stroll down memory lane if it's relevant to the discussion and more in the sense of: "**sigh** I remember this one time, and we just didn't work out, it wasn't meant to be" sort of thing.

You seem cool and I'm starting to like you, but keep in mind that a lot of my flirting is likely to be inadvertent... at least at first. Once we get to know each other better, it may get more overt. ;) Maybe get you living up to your screen name a little more.

...and if you start to loose your balance or the ground under your feet around that rabbit hole starts to give way, reach out to me, take my hand. I don't intend to try to "save you" or "fix you" but I can be there for you at the very least.