Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Beer for the fallen 10 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Fuck off... but before you do, click on my user name and then comment history. I commented on that very thing and it's still pretty close to the top.
Hiss 7 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
If he doesn't report her to HR, you need to. That sort of behavior is toxic to the work environment AND inevitably bleeds out into other's private lives.
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Faithful 6 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I want to say I'm not fighting the bro because maybe he didn't know... maybe you didn't tell him.
I also want to say that I'm not fighting bro because I'm gonna have an alibi and it's gonna look like an accident...

But honestly, I don't have time for that shit anymore. You go looking for something outside the relationship? Fine. You beyrayed my trust, I'm not good enough and I'm not what you need... it's something else.

I'm cutting you loose. Good luck figuring it out and finding it.
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Good summer advice 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
*sniff sniff*

Yup, smells like 4chan.
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Are you coming? 8 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
*Raspberry Space Rum, but yeah.
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Enough is enough 9 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Went shopping yesterday and left the store at about 4ish in the afternoon. The temp in my car read 107°F. In New England. Like, WTF?
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Still got rejected 8 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
My guess is that she actually was interested... right up to the point he turned into a raging asshole.

Sorry but not sorry. Dick move, OC deserved it.
You kinda expected a fedora tip at the end.
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Are you coming? 8 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Nope, it's the ethyl alcahol variety... the drinkable one. The other organic molecules detected in the cloud also suggest that it will taste like raspberry rum.
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Sweet sadness 4 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
I thought so too...
...used to.
Tetrahedral racks 1 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Who would win? One complex spinny boi, or sand?

Seriously though, amazing.
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Can someone explain 24 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
WTF is she on about?
Transparent led 15 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Metal Menagerie...
I like it.
Transparent led 15 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
SciFi set dressers and VFX coordinators...
*heavy breathing intensifies*
Under The Bed Motorized TV Lift 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
More than you think...
You should NEVER ship, transport, move or store a flat panel TV laying flat. Ever. For any reason.

The type of damage it can very easily cause is known and voids the warranty.
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The Weather Channel's new storm graphics 2 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Not enough explosions though.
AwWwwwWW 5 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
One wonders if he actually got the pink slip for it, or if it was only "sold" ;)
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Wow 2 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
"Road."
"Seasons."
The new lord of memes 7 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Deal with it.
Jupiter and Io taken by voyager 5 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
For the rest of my life, I will forever hear the Interstellar soundtrack in my head when I see pictures like these.

https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8
For example, or from the ad campain:
https://youtu.be/BAzCf0ascW8
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World's Largest Pizza Delivery 4 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Now I want pizza...
Home Depot: Fifty Shades of Orange 2 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Finally, someone did Aisle 15 with the new signs.
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Of course 13 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Didn't need the suspicion or admission. Iraq and Syria had them and used them on their own people.

Before you go all, "blah, blah, lies, blah, so mad...," consiter this:

How long was Hitler in power? 12 years.
How long ago was that? 73 years and Nazi secrets are still turning up.
How long was Saddam in power? 24 years... twice as long and he was only ousted 15 years ago.

Also consiter that the whole point of a WMD is that you don't need a lot, yet the image the media projected was that we were going to find utterly massive stockpiles in collosal wearhouses.
When we didn't find the Raiders of the Lost Ark wearhouse full of nukes, smallpox, nerve and mustard gas, everyone flipped their shit.

We did find them in "small" quantities, but remember that one three kilo canister of cyclosarin has the potential to kill over 50,000 people.
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Shots fired 7 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Pink Floyd begs to differ and I'm siding with them on this one.

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/420152/remember-when-you-were-young-you-shone-like-the-sun/
Clap back 4 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Not being a selfish attention whore bragging about someone else's minor achievements like they were my own under the pretense that it gives my life value dispite the tenuous conection of a dubious relationship that won't last.
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Will they survive? You vet they will 32 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Check out the audio drama podcast "We're Alive." Spoiler, but the doctor they find is a veterinarian.

Priceless dialog:
"I've put back together the shattered ankle bone of a chihuahua, I think I can fix your arm... now sit down.
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