Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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A toast compadre!! 17 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
To be fair, the Vikings did "cross pollinate" a lot of North Atlantic coastal Europe, Ireland included.

https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/4500-year-old-boat-among-viking-artefacts-hoard-discovered-in-galway

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/science/the-vikings-beneath-modern-dublin-1.1867504?mode=amp

The two cultures share a link that spans several millennia.
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Yeah? Which one? Popular convention says there's seven of them. 3 comments
smitty · 16 hours ago
Nah man. More like a cretinous bottom feeder that occasionally rises from the depths to see the sun once in a great while.
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Or the drive to go get some. 8 comments
smitty · 16 hours ago
My favorite mishap was forgetting to put the pot lid back on, the part that tripped the hopper safety. Sooo then all the hot water filled and overflowed the hopper. Scalding hot water, taking with it a slurry of grounds.

That was a fun cleanup.
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The only time I sympathize with her 5 comments
smitty · 18 hours ago
Yeah, I think im going to have to agree on this one. That sucks a little bit when you've got your heart set on some takeout and it turns out that you got the times mixed up or you misjudged what time it was and the place you were going turns out to be already closed.
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Or the drive to go get some. 8 comments
smitty · 19 hours ago
You too?
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Love In An Elevator 8 comments
smitty · 21 hours ago
No, but I found a 1000 Miles/Ghostbusters mashup. Not even kidding.
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This smiley is a code for lesbian 4 comments
smitty · 21 hours ago
Well gee whiz.
Since I'm getting into using smileys more, I was thinking I should probably back off on using it...
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Never underestimate laziness 2 comments
smitty · 22 hours ago
Dudendontnevenngetnmenstartednonnpressing THE DAMNED 'N' KEY INSTEAD OF THE SPACE BAR.
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99 marketing 11 comments
smitty · 22 hours ago
Replace tea with coffee and give me a Buy Now button and I'm there.
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The Dating Dilemma of introverts 4 comments
smitty · 22 hours ago
A second look reminded me of this:
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/126844/all-girls/
Go ahead and hop in the FS way-back machine for this one.
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The Dating Dilemma of introverts 4 comments
smitty · 23 hours ago
-_-

How then might I dote on you, spoil you and try my hardest to grant every want, wish and desire?
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And you don't even know it 4 comments
smitty · 23 hours ago
Further makes me wonder what sort of light they see me in. How many agree with their patient and how many ask why they ran away from someone trying so hard to be good to them.

Not as many as would I hope tbh.
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Wanna box? 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
It's a restaurant, so olive oil.

(So that's something in my search history now. I wanted to be sure it was ok... turns out, it's the best. I'm reeeeaaaly looking forward to what AdSense whips out for that.)
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Wanna box? 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Nah, how about we wrestle?
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Fueling up 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
She's getting... filled up. ;)
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Giggity. 4 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Well that escalated quickly.
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I vetted this, this not a joke. 2 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Well, not a joke in the sense it's real.
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My joke backfired 1 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Fort Rucker. Benning is Infantry, Army Rotary Aviation is based at Rucker.
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Still gonna hurt bro, not gonna lie. 9 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
@rayofsunshine That is a perfectly understandable and reasonable explanation.

However, if it becomes a "habit," then that's a potential issue. However, chances are that by then, I've seen the other warning signs already anyway. I may be daft, but I'm not stupid.
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Still gonna hurt bro, not gonna lie. 9 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I'd rather this hypothetical girl keep her phone on and drunk text/call me. It tells me that even when her mind is addled and can't think straight, she's still thinking of me.
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Yo quiero. 3 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Now you're talking. ;)
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If this isn't accurate. 15 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
So much to do in the game, yet it almost always ends up in a pandemonium free for all.

I'm just driving around, minding my own business... when I hear that telltale sound,
Ppppppffffffffffsssshhhhhhhh!
That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death.

Now I'm exploding and I'm on fire.

The funny thing is after you respawn, there's a good chance the guy that blow'd you up will come pick you up and take you on a joyride to terrorize the City and other players.
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Science 4 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I think it was covered on a 60 Symbols video.
Hell hath no fury like a meteorologist scorned 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
HAHAHA!
It's the WTForcast app! I love that thing.
During a recent "heat wave" I got: "It's hotter than Satan's asshole outside."
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