Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Salvation army 17 comments
smitty · 9 hours ago
"Salvation" army has some explaining to do.
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Don't hide your feelings, don't regret letting it go, be brave ! 15 comments
smitty · 9 hours ago
Sure, it works sometimes, usually doesn't.
The last girl that got my attention like that... It was absurd how well we got along. I told her that she really meant a lot to me and there was already the implication that I cared more than a freind should.

When I "left" the job where I met her, I told her that I really wanted to stay in touch. We did... for a bit.
Ultimately, I got ghosted.

But hey, now I know, right?
See? Anything is possible 2 comments
smitty · 9 hours ago
I disagree with the "freinzone" comparison. They just didn't see each other clearly for what they really ment to each other.
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Epic parents raise epic kids 10 comments
smitty · 9 hours ago
Can you imagine the foreplay between the two of them? She's laying in bed and looks at him with lust heavy in her eyes and tells him,
"Time to submit yourself to my... peer review. Let's put that idea to the test."
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Memories 7 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
I would love to have the ocean waves picture as a huge poster.
Do memes count as art 12 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
I've been diagnosed as having depression and been medicated for it three times. Probably should be now as well.

I can guarrenfuckingtee that the 250+ pages I've written in the past couple months, I would not have been able to write had I been in a good state of mind. I'm almost glad that I lost my job and a recent... "distraction" turned out to be a flash in the pan.

Those people you talk about? Yeah, fuck those people... but don't always assume that's the case.
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Survival of the fittest? Perhaps 144 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
Must be new here. If you haven't figured it out by now, the vast majority of the FunSubstance community is not only scientifically literate, we are also "fans" and champions of the sciences as well.

If you have a claim that goes against the grain of conventional thinking, you had damned well better bring your fucking A game, because we will dog pile on what you say and tear it apart. If it stands up to our "scrutiny," you just might be on to something.

Call it a street style peer review.
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Better than burning 4 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
It's by Vanessa Carlton. Beyond being adorable and very pretty, she also seems to be a very lovely sweetheart and a nice person. I read an article about the production of this song. She went into the studio to watch the orchestra record their piece and she said she was taken a back and a little embarrassed watching them play music she wrote in her livingroom in her pyjamas.

https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek
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Not fair, man 4 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
...and he set my food on fire.
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Let the bargaining begin 6 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
THEY ALL WANT SUN CHIPS!
Beautiful 3 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
I Googled Queenstown and came up with New Zealand and Ireland. The cops over there tend to not be dicks.

Also, just fyi... if the police are giving field sobriety tests without strong probable cause, that's a violation of constitutional rights. Specifically, the Fourth Amendment.
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The plane doesn't have a phalange!!! 2 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
And that people, is how pseudo science spreads.
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Realized this with my gf 10 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
If she doesn't want to see your face, then why is she making out with you?
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get you a girl like Mija 4 comments
smitty · 15 hours ago
Indeed. She's totes adorbs... or whatever the kids are saying these days.
I am diggin' what looks like 8-bit hour glass tattoos though, that's pretty bitchin'.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I remember seeing it in a movie, graffitied on the side of a building. It was during a series of shots montage.
Might have even been in FBDO.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
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Imma try this on my friends, will update 8 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Capital letter H, Homo.
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Which are you 6 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Left side:
Good on you mate, you make a cute couple. I hope you go the distance and have a ton of ridiculously adorable kids.

Center:
Is your name Chad? You look like a Chad. Daddy's money pay for this trip? How many of those poor girls are you going to roofie?

Right:
Hey bro, let's go get another beer. We'll leave the couple to have some alone time, but we better keep an eye on Chad.
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She's been around the block a few times 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Something that has to with the cunninlingistics of the alphabet in other languages that will have her speaking in tounges.
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Realized this with my gf 10 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
As someone with lovers who wore glasses, can confirm.
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She's been around the block a few times 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
She got sass. I like her.
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I only need 50 dollar 32 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Bottle of Jameson, bottle of Disarrono and a case of Newcastle. With the change, I'll get some stir fry take out on the way home.

Problem?
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When you're tired of your owners shit! 2 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
BRB, going to space.
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We've all been there 2 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Kinda how I went back to work from the vacation I was told to take at my last job.
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At least that's what I've heard 6 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Dang, that's good. I just might swipe that from ya to use...

Then again... with the whole shyest thing going on, not sure if I'll ever get to use it to be honest.
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