abel_hazard

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Two snails kissing on top of cherries 20 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
So question: A lot of snails have their genitals in their head regions, due to the hermaphroditic physical form/mating habits of most snail species. How likely is it that they're actually mating in this pic?
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Getting a cat 4 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
He's collared. Try to find the person to whom the collar belongs.
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Looks at how dirty a keyboard is 8 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
I just remove the keys and wipe it out.
Looks at how dirty a keyboard is 8 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
How does one even do that? I hadn't cleaned mine in five years and it wasn't that bad.
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The one that needed it the most 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Like anything that's been around for a few thousand years, there's like six versions of the myth.
No need for 7 books now 8 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Yeah, magic doesn't function well without intent.
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Consolation 14 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Apparently apartment builders in certain parts of the US just assume the max height of a human is like 5'2"?
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Consolation 14 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
I've never actually had a shower head I didn't have to back bend in to rinse my hair, and I live in the U.S. I'm only five foot nine.
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The one that needed it the most 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Neither of those verses describe anything about jealousy towards humanity. The first one just describes Satan desiring to set himself above God, and the second one is just talking about a city being destroyed because of trade and pride. Even the bit in the second passage that gets into talking about being "in Eden" just says that "iniquity was found" in the cherub in question.
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The one that needed it the most 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
"The actual story." You realize we're talking about ancient mythology, and even if we're taking this from The Bible, that specific part of the myth is not mentioned in the Scriptures as approved by the council of Nicaea, from which almost all modern Bibles take their cue?
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The one that needed it the most 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
There's a side myth that Lucifer (Helel) was sent by God to fall, so that there would be an Evil to choose in order to grant humanity free will.
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Wile E Coyote mini compilation thing 8 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Wile E. Coyote: Proof you shouldn't attempt satire.
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Child sex offenders in South Korea 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Well, there are numerous cases of sexual assault with an inanimate object. And dominance can be as important a factor in sexual assault cases as sex drive, sometimes even more so.
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Child sex offenders in South Korea 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
The one thing that seriously makes me worry is that while results aren't in on chemical castration that I know of, physical castration has a chance of dramatically increasing aggressive tendencies in human males.
Even if you don't agree with Donald Trump, Whoopi is still amazing 19 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
It's cute how you somehow think that makes you NOT look like an eight-year-old.
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Even if you don't agree with Donald Trump, Whoopi is still amazing 19 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
As far as I know, Whoopi Goldberg has never gone after Tiffany Trump. Just Donald Trump. And quite frankly, somebody calling my father a racist scumbag is unlikely to make me not like them, cause I don't think he means to be? But my dad is occasionally a racist scumbag.
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It helps 18 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Yes, Putin's doing it for his own reasons. But to that kid, Putin's just a really cool celebrity she got to meet. For right now, it probably helps her. Ideally, by the time the crushing realization of how close she got to Genuine Scary hits, she'll be in remission, or over whatever she had.
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How Pokemon live inside their pokeballs 8 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
The red lantern in the Love Ball is a nice touch.
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Even if you don't agree with Donald Trump, Whoopi is still amazing 19 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Don't forget to throw your support (if you legally can) behind anti-gerrymandering policies. That's not all of the problem, but it's a part.
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The saint of Science 24 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Huh. Brain decided to make parallels: Does that make Eve Christianity's Prometheus?
I mean - steals knowledge from the Godhead for mankind to use, gets painful, ostensibly permanent punishment? Cause the Serpent may have talked her into it, but he ain't the one picked the fruit.
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Even if you don't agree with Donald Trump, Whoopi is still amazing 19 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Just by listening to him and watching the way he treats everyone else? You can tell Donald Trump has a "favorite" daughter. He plays favorites everywhere. And my money's on Ivanka. So poor Tiffany's catching flak both for and from her family, probably.
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The saint of Science 24 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Transubstantiation is HARD to wrap your head around.
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Generally true 25 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Guest - sounds like your friend *has* a good friend.
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Always dieiaosofjdibbijaibjs8hd8hf 6 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Okay, but the first one looks like an old English monster name and I'm now concerned with whether Beowulf can kill it.
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