A man of culture destroys ananas on pizza in the most absolutely barbaric of ways 46 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
What? I thought it sounded like a good idea! It's like a little German-street-fair-food pizza! Hmm. There should probably be pork roast bits and I actually think a little pineapple would contrast the sauerkraut? but I don't know if it would go with the garlic sauce so you might have to go back to tomato sauce for that.
A man of culture destroys ananas on pizza in the most absolutely barbaric of ways 46 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
OH my goth - can you imagine, though? A pizza with bratwurst and mushrooms and sauerkraut and that knoblauch-soese (garlic cream sauce) they always serve with fried mushrooms?
-_- no 18 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Well, yeah. People also freaked out because some random chicks decided to dye their armpit hair green and smear glitter in it. Don't mean you gotta give 'em attention.
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Mark Corrigan is so relatable 12 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Yeah, it's less about them masturbating to you and more about the fact that they *need you to know* they masturbate to you.
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What matters in life 7 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Oh, my, yes. Look up the history of Mr. Rogers, he's a-maz-ing. And if you grew up in the right era, in the US, you probably can hear the theme song in your head right now.
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Hitler loved animals 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
By portraying Hitler as an inhuman monster, we make it easier to convince ourselves that normal people can't do horrible things. This is not a correct conclusion.
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I feel personally attacked 7 comments
Japanese reaction to Scarlett Johansson in Hollywood adaptation of Ghost in the Shell 21 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
You guys, normally I would be pissy? But Maj. Kusanagi's shell in the original story is explicitly stated to be a caucasian shell. She chose it so she'd fit in better in the white parts of Hong Kong.
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I feel personally attacked 7 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Kuwabara is the sweetest, dumbest thing on earth and I'm pretty sure it's unethical but I still want him as a pet, though his lifespan is limited because sooner or later he'll say something dumb to Yukina and Hiei WILL murder him.
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Makes me sad 25 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Pretty sure it does have meaning, most likely "For the glory of Allah." And, of course, the glory of the name of whoever commissioned it.
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Hi 4 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I vote we domesticate them and call them fish hounds. Then cold-weather-dwellers can get little pet seal puppies for their kids when they're eight.
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Makes me sad 25 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
The modern concept of art-as-examination was very useful for about fifty years, until we learned what it was supposed to teach us. The concepts of artisanship-as-art and art-as-social-function have always been here and do not need replacement, as evidenced by the current trends in design and the popularity of Apple products (whatever ELSE the latter one may say about our social values...)
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Wait, so everyone else fantasy casts their own work, too? (Mine will never make it. Some of these premises make Sharknado look sane; I'm just incurably silly.)
A pioneer 6 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Okay, so I know everybody says Ted Bundy looks like young GW Bush? But there's a lot of Bob Saget in there too.
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Wrong role. Belle is *supposed* to be pretty. According to the books, Hermione Granger isn't. Remember, that's a chick for whom it takes literal fucking magic to get her hair to behave.
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Daily Dose of Love #17- Did he say this into a mirror? 10 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Seriously, I am a shambling tire fire of a human being most of the time and my mate consistently acts as if he's completely twitterpated over me. This is about a decade into the relationship now.
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Daily Dose of Love #17- Did he say this into a mirror? 10 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
So I had a brief moment of confusion because I thought the title was talking about checking dialogue realism (saying shit into a mirror is how some writers figure out if anyone would ever ever say that in real life).
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How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I kind of feel like Flagg was the counterpoint to Friedman, though? And Friedman was excellent.
How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I have problems with Margaret until I take a deep breath and repeat "written in the '50's" to myself for a while.
Special gems that don't get constant notice: Nurse Baker is awesome.
Also, fuck Frank Burns.
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Special gems that don't get constant notice: Nurse Baker is awesome.
Also, fuck Frank Burns.
How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
Not all cops are racist assholes 14 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Well, duh. Not all cops have to be racist assholes. But if 1 in 100 cops is going to be one, you're still gonna be scared shitless when they pull you over. And I'm sorry, but unless I start reaching for something they can't see, it shouldn't make a fucking difference whether I'm polite to the cop or not.
I have made eye contact with a cop as I disobeyed him (giving a feminine hygeine product to a homeless woman who requested it), and didn't get so much as touched, but I also recognize that that's because of a laaaaaarge number of intervening factors, and there are places where my actions would have gotten me tazed or worse.
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I have made eye contact with a cop as I disobeyed him (giving a feminine hygeine product to a homeless woman who requested it), and didn't get so much as touched, but I also recognize that that's because of a laaaaaarge number of intervening factors, and there are places where my actions would have gotten me tazed or worse.
The sad truth 14 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I agree with you? But I'd like to point out I wasn't talking about Lady Deadpool. You all have seen him in action. You can NOT tell me he doesn't practice kissy faces in/on the mirror.
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The unquacked hero 5 comments
