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"Fuuuuuuuuu...." 3 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Wait, people don't like it when that happens? I usually find it a relief.
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Is that true? Can someone fact check, I'm too lazy. 11 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Oh, god, yes. This worship of the "original concept" is basically a new thing. Up till, what, the 1900's maybe? Almost all fiction was fanfiction, the most common subject in the "age of reason" era being Greek and Roman mythology. Even in Shakespeare - the wordplay is most definitely original, but most of the plays follow a long-established plot, like Romeo and Juliet.
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Just no 8 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Nice backronym, though.
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When you are only allowed to take one A4 sheet to finals 18 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
The joke is that that handwriting is WAY too big for a physics cheat sheet.
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Don't listen to your family! 7 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
My husband's Dad talked him out of investing in Google on its IPO day.
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Men too 27 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Kurama - roughly one in twenty women - five percent - have PCOS, a condition of which a major symptom is insulin resistance and obesity. This is ONE of the obesity-causing diseases prominent in the US at this time. No, it's not rare. Oh, and it's only as low as five percent among Caucasian races. Some cultures have an incidence as high as one in ten.
just in case you weren't aware 56 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
""Hate the sin and not the sinner" is a precept which, though easy enough to understand, is rarely practiced, and that is why the poison of hatred spreads in the world" - Mahatma Gandhi
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just in case you weren't aware 56 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
And if your parents made you do it, I'm sorry.
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Love blanket 6 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
That's actually pretty romantic.
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just in case you weren't aware 56 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
So here's a fun fact: Christians generally accept that the only infallible human in the history of existence is Jesus. Strangely enough. Jesus is also almost the only major Bible figure not to say jack or shit about homosexuality, and you KNOW, considering that dude hung out with "tax collectors and sinners" that there was a gay guy or two around if he felt it was important to talk about.
Related fun fact: One of Jesus' primary directives: Love one another as I have loved you.
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Remember This: It's Never Too Late To Apologize 17 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
"Betacucks" - found the Reddit warrior.
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Feels 5 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
At some point, there wasn't a word for anything. If there wasn't a proper word for it, we kept slapping them together until something fit. This is *literally* what we have language for. It's recombinable, in case you hit a concept you don't already have (or can't remember) the word for.
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That'd be a very unique p*rno 15 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Is anybody else picturing Death from Supernatural? Cause... disturbingly, I think I'd watch that.
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Also wonder woman didn't have shit advertising 21 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Yeah - I guess it makes sense that if you didn't like the original Ghostbusters then the remake really won't be up your alley.
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Feels 5 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
.... Then use words for your feelings, genius. That's why we invented them.
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Also wonder woman didn't have shit advertising 21 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
It was... not my favorite movie. It was better, in my opinion, than the rest of the stuff DC has been putting out recently, but that is not a high bar to clear.
Plus, SUPER disappointed, with the message that "humanity is more" that they were trying to give, that they still had the pivotal point of Diana's big decision be about the romance, not the sacrifice.
Also, maybe I'm just a sucker for half an extra dimension, but literally every other member of the group was more interesting than Steve.
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Also wonder woman didn't have shit advertising 21 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Dude, if good comedians couldn't carry a shitty script, then the original would have been a giant pile of shit. Fortunately, a good comedian can carry a campy script, because if comedians were swimmers, absurdity would be *water.* And Leslie Jones and Kate McKinnon would be in the Olympics.
for only 10 cents? 2 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
I see you come, I watch you go...
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Also wonder woman didn't have shit advertising 21 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Are you kidding? Ghostbusters 2016 was a campy, mediocre script carried by a team of excellent comedians that delivered far past anything the writing should have been able to manage.
This is EXACTLY THE SAME THING the original Ghostbusters was. The only thing I could *possibly* want more would be a sequel including Rick Moranis now that he's coming out of retirement.
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7 deadly glasses 14 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
So, is Lust, like, the wineglass equivalent of a hamster's water bottle? Cause that's what it looks like.
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One of my favorites :) 20 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
"Mercedes."
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Dem feels 3 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Life is a lot like Minesweeper: Some settings are more challenging than others, it's possible to begin in the easiest setting and still be totally fucked, and in some cases, there's no path to success that doesn't require blind guessing.
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Daily Dose of Love #89- Happy Gay Pride Week! 27 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Start with the Gospels, not in Genesis, would be my advice. Once you get past the four accounts of Christ's life (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John), be advised that Peter and Paul may be major founders of the church, but they are also occasionally GIANT DICKS. And regardless of what the Council of Nicaea said, they are human, and fallible, and totally not Jesus.
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Wise words 9 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Also, if you can without doubt state that you are a good person, it's a good sign you probably aren't.
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The real reason Millennials can't afford homes 9 comments
abel_hazard · 7 years ago
Pretty sure my parents are planning to sell their home to fund their last few mission trips to foreign countries, actually.
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