shrek the musical is a terrifying ordeal

this is beautiful and I'm sorry, but I have to say it.
the title sounds like a gay porn

the smile was at seeing the hulk, and it was before he killed his sister, lost asgard, and lost his eye

yeah if our alien overlords wanted to spice things up I'm sure they'd make a few celebrities say and do controversial things. What a crazy world we live in

transgender operations are getting really speedy these days

he just looks more like he's sick of your shit

nice of them to build the crabs a bridge

plot twist: the son became a successful doctor and then married his mom

Some people never learned the first one

I love popping a boner in front of a dead loved one surrounded by family and friends

why are they taking a shit in their bare feet

she stared at you for over two minutes?

actual quote

That would be a little off putting for me

Careful now, the fourth wall is not to be reckoned with

Never seen bales in that color. It's pretty horrendous

Burn them

A dog giving the Nazi salute?

well is he 4 or 6 inches