Oh the irony 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Technically that would be 1 in 500,000
Asians. 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Google it, he wasn't getting answers to his homework.
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Is this for real? 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Stupid hippies
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Oh the irony 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
You are two in a million.
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Maybe because the rest of that neighborhood is full of turds 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
He goes in alphabetical order
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Get Up, Don't Give Up My Friend 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Maybe that's why he fell
The douchebag tax 1 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Dunno, he kinda sounds like the douchebag here.
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At least Ima be lit as f*ck 9 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Correction it's an abbreviation for "fixing to"
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Murica 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Glad someone said it. Microbrews have blown up in the past couple decades.
So fu*king true 45 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Uh, diarrhea :/
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Are you gay? 24 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Me too, think that means you're bisexual
The Book Buyer 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Spotify pulled the album for violating terms and conditions
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The Book Buyer 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
The guy that is "selling" this is the founder of a band, Vulfpeck, that went on an admission free tour, after collecting royalties from Spotify for an album called 'Sleepify', which consists of ten 30 second tracks of just silence.
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Clock weighing down paint on the wall 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
It looks so cozy
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Who else is with me 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Grandparents get old and die, it's what they do best.
She got so burned her children felt it! 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Funny but risky move for an actual business to do this on Facebook.
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Certainly not 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
But whiskey and cocaine are an excellent combo
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Happens every time 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
@mightyoak 'we'? Do you work for Walmart?
Happy holidays 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Zing!
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This is a good question 81 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
@mrfahrenheit The 'yeah sure' reads as sarcastic, but I agree with what you say... were you being sarcastic...?
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This is a good question 81 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
That's when it's being filmed and released on websites and such. And I can safely say not all the girls in porn "love having sex"
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When you are a toddler, but you are metal af 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Brobee!
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Slice of Aloe Vera 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Should use those for breast implants
The weird order or english words 17 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
English is the only language I speak and I wasn't aware of this.
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