God he's such an asshole.

I'm four foot eight and I've never had any of these problems and I never will. ;~;

Good luck with that my man. Both my parents have been through filing for disability and it took them both several years, lots of paper work and court dates, plus a lawyer fee to get it.

I always took Meeko with me but resurrected him via console commands if he died.

I want a Ball Python so bad. There is the sweetest one at the local Pet Smart and I want her so bad.

If it wears a sweater why tf is it frozen? Mom's Spaghetti and the sweater aren't enough to keep him warm?

He looks so happy!!

Unlimited data, bitches!

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, the first rule of Gun Safety is to ALWAYS treat the gun as if it is loaded.
Never point it at anything or anyone you don't intend to shoot. Even if you KNOW it's not loaded. Only turn the safety off and put your finger on the trigger if you plan to shoot. It's really not that complicated.

I met my best friend over the Internet. Without it we would've never met. He makes me laugh and smile, listens to me vent about things. Internet friends are very real.

Is the second man wearing a condom on his head?

I need someone to do this for me tbh

I love him so much.

That's honestly how I feel. I believe god gave us the knowledge and the smarts to make the medicine to help prevent/cure/treat illnesses. It's a domino effect imo.

Jesus H Christ

I thought it was an unending loop there for a sec.