Hell yes

But wouldn't that make more sense the other way around? That people who look younger get more sex?

Beautiful

Our science teacher is known for roasting people. Today we were revising diffusion and concentration gradients, and this one girl didn't quite get it, so he explained, "For example, there's no gum in the dustbin," *picks up the dustbin* "but there is gum in your mouth, so the gum would travel down its concentration gradient, from your mouth to the bin." And he held it out to her to throw her gum away and everyone started yelling it was beautiful

same

There's a human standing behind the tiger though

Well, this is it, then, guess I'm forever alone.

me

blent

Every time

Plot twist, the demonic circle is just really antisocial, so it pointedly moves your stuff away and makes you leave. And if it has to sing you to sleep to do that, so be it.

same

I have the same problem.
...
Crap, now am I being self-centered?

The title. Yes.

I skipped the punishment stage and went straight to goals when I was 12

Her smile is so accurate and I need this shirt.
(The 'anyone' part is a bit inaccurate, but the rest... well.)

"you piece of shit fucking mound of did you just say that fuckwad wanna fight fuckin fight me you fuck"

Oh my god I used to do this all the time in the changing rooms at clothing stores

That's what happens when you enter The Dog Park