That’s beautiful!

Nothing right now. It’s when he finishes the game that he’ll crash the plane into the ocean

Sctober

Nihrshb
Okay.

Wasn’t the original tweet posted on here last year? Full circle. This is so satisfying.

I had my dad’s iPad. I used to watch those weird animated singing baby videos—does anyone remember those?

Wow, so profound. I feel enlightened. Truly a remarkable insight into the human psyche.
Bless.

My teachers actually say that all the time

Mum: You need to develop your own fashion sense. I won’t say anything from now on, it’s all your choice!
Mum: not that. not that. not that. here wear this and this and this and

Being someone who moves a lot, I always know it.

Extremist terror. Fundamentalist terror. Simply “terror”. Muslim terror isn’t a thing.

I made food for my friends (we’re all 16) and one of them was staring at a prawn, turning it over, looking confused. And then he looked at me and asked, “Am I supposed to eat the soft bit or the crunchy bit?” Turns out he’d never eaten a prawn and was unable to infer which part was made for eating.

Jane Bennett was a self-insert Mary Sue, pass it on

I’m in high school and I haven’t heard a joke in at least two years that wasn’t about suicide, depression, or burning the school down.

If the doctor is giving her daily roses, then the advocates plan isn’t very good.

There’s no C

What. It’s not illegal? Really? Did all of our parents just collectively make this up for no reason? What is happening?!

I tried to pronounce “ianthony” and now I can’t stop laughing

*alois dancing in the background*

Honestly, same