For those not in the know: those are Pez candies.

This is what happens when you're good to animals

Yes, but this falls in the "no mask" category

Spaceman go WOAAAAAAHHH

Even if it kept going at that speed, it'd still take about 25,000 years or thereabouts to reach the nearest star, Alpha Centauri.

Are those grapes?

She looks like a gelfling

He's right about the rioting, but he used a piss poorly chosen quote, that's all. Trump obviously didn't know the meaning behind it, and that's unworthy of a president.

That is not the face of a man. Then again, "Florida boy" doesn't sound right.

He dead

Call me a misanthrope, but declining birth rates are a good thing. It's the only way to save humanity.

Globally between 2010 and 2015 there were 3248 documented cases, which resulted in 584 deaths (Wikipedia)

Thanks, am now cross-eyed

Hi, I'm Sharf, I'm a log, half lizard, half dog

NGL, started looking for a barn

Looks like the spawn of the devil. But it's fish, it's dead, let's eat it! (true story)

All bound for Meme Land

A few years back, when we knew the dog we had back then didn't have much time left, we let her sit in on our table grill meals. We grilled pieces of steak and sausages, let them cool down and she gobbled it all up, while we sat in silent tears.