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Seals are just water doggos 3 comments
anthracite · 3 hours ago
That's why in many languages, they're called "sea dogs", if you were to literally translate.
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The pole 1 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
"because really that's all she's good for, and I'm a sexist pig"
yea I get the joke
So... She wants the toilet water dyed? 6 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
Paint the bathroom with dad, eat mom's pork roast. Yup
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Your daily edge to cut yourself 3 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
I'm sorry your job sucks. Mine doesn't.
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That escalated quickly 9 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
Guaranteed to get you drunk
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Here are five different shapes. The question is simple: 21 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
The left one. It's the only one without a property that is not present in the other four. In other words: it's the least unique one.
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Lucky guy 6 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
I had that happen to me once, but later she confessed whe was pretending, because she actually liked me. We dated for about a year, then she moved to uni campus and that was it.
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Light pipe: Internal reflections constrain most of the laser light within this acrylic 3 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
No shit, Sherlock! That's how optic fiber works.
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Holy shit people are stupid 7 comments
anthracite · 4 days ago
I guess they didn't .......... see that coming
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Pit bulls are not so mean 11 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
Pitbulls were bred for their incredible jaw strength. But if you don't teach a pitbull to fight, it's just a dog like every other.
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Every single day 4 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Fortunately I have a very fast computer
That's a puppy 3 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Why would you use anything that might stain as a countertop??? Put a couple of layers of transparent PU floor coating on it. Done.
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do you have the same problems? 2 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Going to bed early and getting up early solves all those problems. I've been around long enough to have solved this riddle, and it works for the majority of people
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Kinda weird for gay people to celebrate by getting stoned 4 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Especially when they're only 8 years old
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British bring their tea to war 7 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
That's also why the Brexit happened.
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Took me a while to get it 7 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Savage
What is that? 8 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
So the photo was poorly edited. So what?
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Scottish insults are the best 5 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
That's because the pros of being in the EU far outweigh the cons. But people fear change and the English are a proud people.
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The way he bounces off the concrete 3 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Wax on, wax off
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Old swimming pool 7 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Who's to say it's a old swimming pool? Could be a fairly new swimming pool that has been filled up. No one knows.
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Too bad 6 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
It's never a gray area. If the photographer was employed by the model, then the pictures belong to the model. If the photographer does the work for free or employs the model, the pictures belong to the photographer. Why would having processed the images have ANYTHING to do with it?
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Too bad 6 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
It's not stealing if you are the one in the picture ;-)
Edit: irony is beyond most people, so it seems, again
· Edited 1 week ago
whoa, that's a big one :O ... 10 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Plot twist: she's not a police officer
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French is classy they said 35 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
The Germans drop the last "e"
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George's Takei's gay test 16 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
I'm a straight guy with design sense. I design electronic devices.
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