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anthracite


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Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
Flirting is the thing you do with the front upper part of your body, booty calling is the thing you do with the lower back part of your body
Ariana Grande stops mid-song to start over after an audience shouted he wasn't recording 5 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
Yeah, sure. Encourage people to block your view with their effin phones over their heads.
Yes I’m shark. Yes I walks on land. Yes we exist 6 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
The stupid is strong in this one
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How to get girls 15 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
He didn't list "good dresser", because he got that down.
Top ten most alchoholic drinks 11 comments
anthracite · 1 day ago
"Beverage"
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My favourite superhero! 6 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
She's equally adorable
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Girls be lying 3 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
No, the girl is upset by something that is, incredibly obviously, not about her, yet she makes it about her by getting upset. That's dumb.
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*flex* 12 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Somehow I don't think he's capable of "gentle" in that department even if he wanted to ;)
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Girls be lying 3 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
That's because dumb girls think everything is about them
Thoughts? 17 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
That is so far beside the point you need binoculars to see it
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The real question 7 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
That, and he assumed the gender of his entire legion.
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*flex* 12 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Loveliest man on Earth. And I say that as a straight male.
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Yes 9 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
I would, but that girl is not in my bed
It's called The Holy Bible, you heretic 24 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
After peer review
Definitely yes !! 5 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
The stereo only plays U2's latest album
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Why we fight 4 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
And we will continue to do so, with all our might
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Shooting macro bullets 1 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Nice editing. Impressive lens, but it's 1500 dollars.
Definitely yes !! 5 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Charging cable requires a $500 proprietary adapter to fit a standard charging pole, and another $500 proprietary adapter to fit a standard wall socket. Then you need to buy a software update to enable fast charging.
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Good job worms 5 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
*caterpillars
Looks like the one my dad had 9 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
I still want that. Minus the tape deck, radio, CD player and turntable. Wait...
If I'm not happy you can't be happy either! 16 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Um, ok, no prob fam
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And the ocean is full of plastic 12 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
My unconcious mind thought they were floating bras
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Plot hole 4 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Dang, guest
Every single time 9 comments
anthracite · 3 weeks ago
Not you.
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