Wilderness, in the south of Alabama....?

Or maybe it was actually his dog

And you believe him?

Part of the Netherlands IS underwater. Well, under sea level anyway

Boobs are kind of a deal breaker for me

I don't know what's worse: that she fell for it, or that's she's unashamed to admit that.

How did this even get accepted?

On a serious note: for most people, going to bed early is much more effective than sleeping in, to recharge your batteries. You learn this once you get fed up being exhausted all the time.

A man's gotta make a livin', right?

The lengths people go to to skip work...

The problem starts when different people think differently about what exactly a bad idea is.

What type of bird is that?

Alien: Where am I?
Me: You speak English?

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