I get that smartphones are new tech, but self portraits are older than photography itself. Besides, they didn't say he was using a smartphone; I don't use a smartphone for photography.

All right, actual argument: socialist laws protect the man in the street, not the money hogging company, and what funkmasterrex said.

Yea why did he have to die? WHY?

And because we don't live in the f*cking middle ages anymore

It says "worth1000" at the bottom. You figure out what that means.
Since I'm being downvoted, here's a hint: worth1000 is a Photoshop contest website.

Metalocalypse, band is Dethklok

The Voyagers were designed for this; your car was not. The Voyager 1 cost 250 million dollars back then; your car did not.

And the music is actually very good. BTW look for "Batmetal" on YT, if you don't already know it

Enchant Han Solo to file his papers?

I've seen stranger things, tho

Thanks, we do our best.

Or uBlock Origin

Oh, dear

They could be Dutch. I've been with the same woman for 16 years, not married. No kids, though. My coworker has two kids, has been with their mom for almost 20 years, not married.