Aphelion

aphelion


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A mob boss 7 comments
aphelion · 15 hours ago
I'm in
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Why are millennial? 4 comments
aphelion · 2 days ago
That movie had something for everyone.
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Potatoes being grown in air 3 comments
aphelion · 2 days ago
They look like tumors.
So blue 6 comments
aphelion · 2 days ago
Asari
Are nuts a kind of nut? (Google search prompts) 8 comments
aphelion · 3 days ago
Not yet.
Yes, help them.
See a doctor.
KGB.
No, they're Disney.
They're unicorns.
Yes.
No.
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Sounds easy 7 comments
aphelion · 4 days ago
motherlode
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Strong wizard 3 comments
aphelion · 4 days ago
Currently playing Divinity Original Sin 2 with a friend. He's a barbarian summoner. He looks like Conan and summons demons to help him in battles.
Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 days ago
By experiencing all emotion at an enhanced level, they'll make sure you do the same. And with psychic abilities they can operate everything at once.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 days ago
Under all that armour, they're really big softies. You just need to know where to touch them.
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Demons 8 comments
aphelion · 5 days ago
OMG she saved his life 9 comments
aphelion · 5 days ago
She did a good job to not get pulled off the edge with him.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
And you think some of the other races we've discussed would?
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Three fingers and know exactly what to do with them from a single touch.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Under those military fatigues, they're close enough to human to fill all the roles needed. If you're lucky they may even have some practical cybernetics to enhance the experience.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Quills and a long snout/beak provide excellent stimulation, but one needs to be careful of the teeth. Unless they know how to use them.
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Posting for everyone 17 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
I'll bite: What are the other two?
Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
When you have a memory like that, you never run out of ideas. They'll never forget a date, or the morning after.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Don't interrupt our nerdgasm. Join in if you like.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
It was 6am, I fell asleep. Their mouths line up pretty well though, for all sorts of fun times. And teleportation makes them always there when you need them. RIGHT where you need them.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
By the Emperor, they may be heretics who love nothing but war by day, but they're still heretics who sure love something else at night.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Promises of night of honour and conquest makes them fall right in, and a quad-jaw can work wonders in ways one wouldn't expect.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Centuries of experience and come flying at you from all directions. Everyone loves a good Goul Band.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Not only are they the future and superior in every way, they're completely sterile which solves SO many problems.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
They can do aerial acrobatics, and look flaming hot doing it. And the ending is always explosive.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Spindly fingers can get up into all the tight spaces. Way up into the tight spaces. Far more savvy than normal ones too, in EVERY way.
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