Aphelion

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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Oooh, a penny!
A 3000 year old pair of pants 9 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Probably frozen in ice, they don't look all that warm though.
sad 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Exactly, but "Crowd sourced steering" doesn't sound as good as "Self driving."
Wifi talk 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
BRB, changing wi-fi to "Winternet is Coming."
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Multi purpose 11 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Time to go fuck a cactus.
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Could be 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
HERESY
He's alive! ...again. 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Archimedes?
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Flat earth memes 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"Fandom"
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R U N 33 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Animorphs...
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Tom Holland is Hades 24 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Snooki as Athena
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Could be 7 comments
Well then 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
How bored are you to correct someone's spelling of "bored."
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Me when someone says there's free food 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Shhh. The title is original, that's good enough.
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Santa wrapped them 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Within Marvel, he's the most powerful mutant ever logged.
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*chugging heavy metal riff* 11 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Necrophilia.
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Re-Entry (Spooky Story) 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
After all these stories of yours I've read, I just realized your name is "Mr. Hat Man 1" and not "Manhattan".
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Photos around the globe 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
If you consider spy satellites, some areas should be way brighter.
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Kanye West is faithful 14 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
All that chivalry has to go somewhere. It's just a shame there's nothing left for anyone else.
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53 cents 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
At my school it's 50c PER PAGE.
I want to go to their school.
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[ Stephen Lynch voice ] IT'S D N D 10 comments
Manos 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I've heard 3 of them used as euphemisms before, and the outlier is not number 4.
f*ck it 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I've seen this before and it remains one of my all time favorite posts.
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The Austin Aquarium has mermaids 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I think she broke her tail...
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New awesome way of public transportation 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
WeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeE...
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Sayori, you were an angel too good for this world. 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
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