Teacher's unions make it difficult to fire the worst teachers.

When people tell you it can't be done,
When they tell you there must be a large and expensive bureaucracy,
When they tell you there's no other way ...
... *don't believe them*.

"To be easily identified"? Just how many giant schnauzers are walking around that hospital?

It's an art form in resin. More info here, including some comments by the artist, https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/4ny5qd/cubiform_concept_mixed_media_2016/

A bit more info here http://collection.imamuseum.org/artwork/75563/#object-info

Snipurr

Best funsubstance I've read all year.

I'm guessing your test was a prostate exam?

Nice. It strikes a chord with me.

Can't control themselves on the way back down in the elevator so they press pause.

That is how otters pass on their infections.

I think everyone would be rocking out to one of their biggest hits - "Extrajudicial Killings"

A bit more info here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning

Interesting. I'll make a note.

Here's a link to the 2013 article in Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/student-suspended-after-disarming-guman_n_2811675
>Officials later revealed the student was suspended because he didn't cooperate with the investigation.
>The boy's mother said she believes her son wouldn't reveal the details to police because he was "born and raised" not to "snitch."

At first I thought it was an enormous cat.

Sad, or mentally tallying "... that's twice ..."

Are the fish saying to each other "ew, don't breathe air, have you *seen* what those humans do in it!"?