The Swizzler!

Police confiscated more assets then burglars did in 2015.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/11/23/cops-took-more-stuff-from-people-than-burglars-did-last-year/

Anyone else see the potential for solar sunflower decapitation of a pedestrian?

Jesus: "Back in the day miracles were just accepted."

That's like when you start a sentence with all good intentions of making a stunningly cogent point but you end up reading it back to yourself and realise that there is not as much impact as you had originally hoped for so you "put something in quotes" to throw people off and then just smoothly slink away on the back of an ellipsis that leads nowhere ...

The compounding effect of inflation is going to be a rude shock when they finally reach the register.

I have two sets of car keys. I use them interchangeably.

Teacher's unions make it difficult to fire the worst teachers.

When people tell you it can't be done,
When they tell you there must be a large and expensive bureaucracy,
When they tell you there's no other way ...
... *don't believe them*.

"To be easily identified"? Just how many giant schnauzers are walking around that hospital?

It's an art form in resin. More info here, including some comments by the artist, https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/4ny5qd/cubiform_concept_mixed_media_2016/

A bit more info here http://collection.imamuseum.org/artwork/75563/#object-info

Snipurr

Best funsubstance I've read all year.

I'm guessing your test was a prostate exam?

Nice. It strikes a chord with me.

Can't control themselves on the way back down in the elevator so they press pause.

That is how otters pass on their infections.