If it works 6 comments
average_potterhead · 13 hours ago
I mean, logically yes... but common sense says no.
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Or you're part of Peaky Blinders 11 comments
average_potterhead · 2 days ago
I snorted cause Jacksepticeye wore this exact hat in his early days, back when he was... what, 24? And he doesn't drink much for an Irishman.
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Pockets 1 comments
average_potterhead · 3 days ago
Paul Fentz: one fabulous dude.
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Minor inconvienence man to the not rescue! 71 comments
average_potterhead · 6 days ago
Breaking and entering, then setting the TV at full volume and breaking the volume buttons on the remote
Ironic 8 comments
average_potterhead · 1 week ago
Exactly. Even with sexual harrassment, the rule of "innocent until proven guilty" applies. The courts will sort this out. Hopefully.
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Even better 2 comments
average_potterhead · 1 week ago
Eh, I always thought Dracula was classier anyway
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Jaaa why man. :( 4 comments
average_potterhead · 1 week ago
I joked to my mom about preparing for the awkward period of no job after graduation and she gave me a reproachful look and said it had better not happen...
Why does this look creepy 9 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
Yeah I'm actually quite concerned about how/whether they got her face cast without suffocation
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Ladies true or nah 14 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
Especially to his chances of doing it again with her.
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House 6 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
Thanks
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House 6 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
I missed the joke... I'm sorry... Help?
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well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... 13 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
Since your clone is technically a separate being with separate sentience and independent motor control but is actually genetically the same as you rather than a blood relation it's a kind of incest that probably has a special name
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The feels 11 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
My sublings got laptops for college when they graduated, and I know I will get the same. Same achievement, same present. Admittedly, mine will be better than theirs due to advancing technology, but it's about as fair as it can get.
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Doctor Strange 4 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
I just love that he doesn't even ask for the wifi. They just know he will want it and just go ahead and give it to him.
True words and you know it 18 comments
average_potterhead · 2 weeks ago
I need a guy like that.
Jokes aside... This can be an important lesson for us all 22 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
Wait I missed something major what happened?
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Damn furries 6 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
Duck Season flashbacks...
Do people really not know this method or am I barking up the wrong tree here? 4 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
Yeah I use this on my shirts, but I'm really bad at it. Btw yes it's a collar.
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Just another question in a school book 16 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
But it says "you blow me hard"... Do they mean the adverb and not the adjective?
Well then 17 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
Yeah I see where you're going. I was thinking the subject of the sentence would be the same throughout and that subject was the mother but yours makes sense.
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Just another question in a school book 16 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
When you blow gum, it shouldn't get hard
Just another question in a school book 16 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
Oh I thought the second one was glass... like glassblowing...
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Sigh 7 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
I don't know if this is better or worse, but I actually shut up myself because my friends had worse problems. I had good grades, my parents loved me, my future seemed decently bright, and everyone said I was smart and talented. Some even called me pretty. My friends didn't have what I had. So I thought I had no right to complain. I actually starting having mild mental breakdowns and panic attacks, but it took a long time to actually tell anyone because they had it worse and I thought I was being a whiny little bitch. But eventually, I did open up. I started telling my one friend who has divorced parents, grades on the edge of failing, and severe self-esteem issues about why I never complained, and actually had her tell me that no one is supposed to face things alone and my problems were valid. Since then, I have started talking a lot more and my mental health has mostly stabilized.
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YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY A WOMAN OR NOTHING AT ALL. 2 comments
average_potterhead · 3 weeks ago
That phrase killed me. And then she did the pose and I just...
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