"This is my club now!"

Once, I saw a cat at a pet smart adoption thing that had been left outside in winter. It was missing an eye and a part of it's lip. Still the sweetest cat there. It rubbed against the cage, batted at the piece of paper attached that gave it's back story, and in general seemed like the kind of cat that will always want your affection and love. We almost adopted it, but we already had cats.

Like "is Rose safe?"

"WTF IS THIS THING AND WHY IS IT STARING AT ME?!?!?!"

She was pretty before... but I like this one... GAAAA!!!

My cat just headbutts whatever part of me she can reach. Foot, hip, face...

And just like many cat lovers, she just wakes up- and smiles.

I call it cuteness...

See? Moms are cool.

Get 'em, Scooby!

No

He will now get stormed by everyone who smells pizza. Boys and girls. He could ask any girl to marry him while she is eating that and she would say yes.

Someone put that cat to bed!

C-3PO: What so you think?
R2D2: beep bloop blippy
C-3PO: *gasps* R2D2! Watch your language!

If you will teach me, I will learn.

I once woke up with a weird thing on the back of my head. Turned and saw the cat's butt. She had had her butt against my head. Headbutt.

Life makes sense now!

I'm moving to Kentucky. NO MATH CLASS, WOOHOO!