Wife finds a way 2 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
I like her.
Thanks alexa 12 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Beymax. Think about it. He knew nothing about depression or grief counseling, so he downloaded all he could find just because he wanted Hero to be okay.
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Just love that kind of people 3 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
I know these people. I also tend to try and be that person. I make great friends by paying attention to people who want a little attention but don't tend to get it. Often they end up being such darlings.
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Star trek: Stabilized 3 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
It looks like they're dancing.
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DO I AFRAID YOU 15 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
That would explain a lot...
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Woke 14 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Social justice, apparently. I'd never heard that before.
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Tigers vs. Drones 5 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Except tigers are solitary. Why is there a big group?
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I can't trust them anymore 32 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Goddammit. That's disappointing.
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Accidentally kill a baby 9 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Honestly, depending on how well the product is made, this device could make pregnancy and birth a much more painless operation. Having a child naturally could still be an option, but this could make it easier for people who don't want to go through that.
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2 surgeons after successfully removing a set of brain tumors during a 32 hour surgery 10 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Haha, the one surgeon noticed the camera and was just like, "sup"
Never thought of it that way 11 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
It's more like those random muscle twitches
i need a dog 2 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
I recently started going to parties. I hate parties because they have a lot of people and I'm not comfortable in groups. But then I started waking up and looking around and realizing that often, there's another like me, who unconsciously shuffled to the side to avoid the group. So I talk to them, one-on-one, and not only make a new friend but make us both able to honestly say "I had fun." Because I was able to approach another introvert and create a situation we both preferred.
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What a way to celebrate 2 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Go Bearcats
Daily Dose of Love #78- Being strong is easier said than done 9 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
I have the opposite problem. I don't cry because when I do, everyone starts fawning over me and asking what's wrong. I don't want your attention. It makes me feel embarrassed and a little mad. I want to cry for a bit without having someone bother me. I appreciate the sympathy, but I want you to go away. But I can't say that out loud without being rude. It just puts me in an awkward place. But some people want a bit of that kind of "aw what's wrong", and I understand that.
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Smooth 8 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Yup.
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A man that I believe to be Squirrel Jesus 3 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
"I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!"
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Simpson's Nail My Catholic Upbringing 2 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
That's called Puritanism.
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The one and only 1 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
"It's not the urge to jump. It's the urge to fall." Or something along those lines.
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Moms are the best 11 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Yeah, I think it takes five weeks or something like that.
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What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
True sir true
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I really hope this is true 5 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
I can do a weird sort of whistle in my throats that is very loud and VERY high-pitched. Every time I do it, the nearest person turns towards me and swears. It's hilarious.
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He actually said something nice 3 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
To be fair, that looks very good. And now I'm hungry. Dammit.
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May the fourth be with you 2 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
My English teacher in seventh grade always took May the 4th off.
Why, god 6 comments
average_potterhead · 8 years ago
Palak paneer is the only way to have kale. It's delicious. And I prefer raw broccoli to boiled stuff. Oh, and brussel sprouts fried with bacon. Not breaded or anything, just wrapped in bacon and thrown in a frying pan.
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