Your call 11 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I feel like there should be a way to identify oneself at the beginning of these sorts of conversations. Like an introduction with names. The captain should have realized it was a lighthouse.
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This is the most American thing I've ever seen 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I have relatives who live in Texas, and this would definitely work to make them slow down.
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Where are these girls? I need them! 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Ohhhh. Thanks. I'm horrible at text translation.
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Where are these girls? I need them! 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I... I am having genuine difficulty... What are you on? What's going on with you? What's on you? Are they asking what they're wearing? I don't understand...
Cat hoodie with kangaroo pouch lets you take your cat wherever you go 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
My cat would hate me forever.
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Cyka blyat 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Also, I COULD PAY FOR COLLEGE FOR MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS
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Common sense 101. 13 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Hug!
Common sense 101. 13 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Yeah don't touch me unless you're my friend coming to hug
REKT 18 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
(Character limit) not their fault, but often a result of where they came from. Besides, if someone is desperate enough to break the law, I don't think they should be viewed as horrible people. We do not mean to devalue legal immigration, we just want illegal immigrants to be seen as people and not some invading threat to our nation. We are fighting a bias, and I apologize if it makes us sound like we are biased ourselves.
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REKT 18 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
1. America is known as the land of opportunity. As odd as it seems, our country was actually originally designed to allow poor immigrants from other (admittedly European) countries to get ahead. Even if this is harder now than then, it's still what we're known for, so we have a lot of people coming. I don't quite understand it, but then, I'm not an immigrant, and I will not choose their country for them.
2. Because third party and write-in candidates hardly ever make office. We literally have a political system designed to have two parties. Only once in history has a president been from a third party, and that was because one of the parties collapsed and was replaced (1860). So yeah voting otherwise is often considered throwing your vote away because whoever you voted for would never gain enough support to make it. It's stupid, but that's how it is.
3. I will not choose which jobs immigrants take. But they're new here, and some don't know English or have a higher education, which is
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A hair-raising experience 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
For the play I'm in we have to put foundation on the guys, and if their hair is too long it's gets put into an adorable tiny ponytail right above their forehead to stay out of the way.
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This is true about a lot of us 2 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
My friend once called me from the band director's office because she needed a ride and her phone was dead, and apparently he heard me when I picked up, which is unfortunate as I answered the phone swearing. He was cool about it.
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Car guys 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
One guy my mom dated cancelled plans with her because he wanted to work on his car. Twice. The second time, she went anyways and met my dad.
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This looks awesome! 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Yeah, well that alien island they make such a big deal out of with porgs and stuff? I once went to an entire museum on it. It’s just off the coast of Ireland. Gorgeous place.
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Just looking 8 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I usually try to refold them, but I’m shit at folding, so... sorry.
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Well, that went t*ts up 4 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
This is what friends are for.
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success!! 24 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
The way they phrased it, using “confused”, sounds like she wasn’t sure before but now she is 100% lesbian. Good job, Mom, you helped her figure it out!
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It's CONFIRMED 26 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
DID YOU JUST MISTAKE A STAR OF DAVID FOR A PENTAGRAM?!
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The Prince of Egypt 21 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Nope, but now I’m curious, which is very dangerous for my mental wellbeing. What is Crossed?
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The Prince of Egypt 21 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
No...
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The Prince of Egypt 21 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Like what?
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Sleeping with the baby between me and the Mrs 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I suspect the baby is in a separate sleeper or something and he was just so tired he thought it was in the bed and didn’t question it. I could see myself doing that.
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Harley and Ivy 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Love how Ivy is all calm and sassy and Harley is just done with their shit.
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She's a trap 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I often just say Five Guys, but I’m not dating anyone. My family’s just bad at making decisions so someone has to suggest a dinner location.