barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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Batman is sick 9 comments
barbaragordon · 8 weeks ago
They just don't understand.
Can't stop laughing 5 comments
barbaragordon · 9 weeks ago
Yeah, that looks accurate.
Pickup smith 7 comments
barbaragordon · 9 weeks ago
How has his family not murdered him yet????
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Minty freshness 11 comments
barbaragordon · 9 weeks ago
You go get Jason and his ass, I've got the industrial sized candy cane.
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Birb 4 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Long boi has better ranged attacks and charisma though.
Depending on which Robin, I might actually feel sorry for Joker and Penguin 7 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
If this actually happened we'd probably come home to absolutely no crime. Of course, that's because he'd kill literally everyone, but still.
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Mr. Mxyptlk or however you spell it. Too tired to look it up. Finals are here.
Oh, sorry 6 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Dude, they look at it even without my help. Everyone knows that your booty is the finest in all the land.
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Honestly I'm pretty sure that Superman IS Santa. Home in the North Pole, flies around super fast, weirdly happy? It all fits.
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"boob hats"...Why I love pars n rec. 8 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Don't remind me... at least he didn't put them on mine.
Injustice 2: Batman's "no killing" rule 9 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
But they're not doing crime now, so...
This can't be real 38 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
"Oh, they meant the VICTIMS won..."
What does this mean? 4 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Tip to toe, that's a Bart.
I wish school was like this when I was a kid 21 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Bigger sword takes longer to burn, therefore temporary flaming sword.
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Some pretty unrealistic things happen in warrior cats 14 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK
DAMMIT, I HADN'T MADE IT TO THAT PART YET!
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Organic bananas for scale 6 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Only difference is that the dog's genetic modifications are harmful, while the plants have literally no negative aspects.
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I want to go to space 52 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
*crashes through wall*
dID SOMEBODY SAY SPACE?!
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Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
Understandable. Suicide Squad is too cringey, even for bronies.
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Tag urself I'm sqounk 7 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
glüb
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Wow Germany 22 comments
barbaragordon · 10 weeks ago
I mean, dat booty is thicc tho....
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An albino pug 5 comments
barbaragordon · 11 weeks ago
Actually, this pug looks surprisingly healthy. Look, you can sort of see a neck!
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Chandelier made from tree roots 2 comments
barbaragordon · 11 weeks ago
You fool! You'll summon the bronies with this!
Context: https://goo.gl/images/97849M
How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
barbaragordon · 11 weeks ago
Of course I've seen season 5. I've seen all of them so far.
The key to a woman’s heart 3 comments
barbaragordon · 11 weeks ago
Because your jokes are funny, plus the juxtaposition of your bright and sunny attitude with the whole dark and brooding superhero thing.
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Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
barbaragordon · 11 weeks ago
Yep, just restocked the belt last night. You know, you really should get one of these again.
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