Double standards 2 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
I'm just a dog chasing dank memes
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Don't go away you little shit 8 comments
Forever alone 12 comments
I'm the aborted one 8 comments
Sleeping co-worker 2 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Productive use of company time, raises all around... wait not that what I meant was your fired
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Prepared to be shocked by his performance 7 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
He looks like a gay Saudi prince that offers to pay your rent for a year for a crack at that straight butt
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Dog in a dog ear 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
What's that spot?
You say I'm only a good boy when I pee on the carpet?
I dunno about that, but okay.
You say I'm only a good boy when I pee on the carpet?
I dunno about that, but okay.
"I promise" 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Is a lie women tell you so you will tell them something you should never tell them
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I'm don't feel like using your phone now 6 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Oh so it's... I know your birthday, it's the day you were born... and that day is...?
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Don't do drugs kids 4 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Grandpa did a shitton of peyote in his younger days, so his grandkids are having extremely horrific hallucinations
Sun rise in Winthrop MA 4 comments
Oh Amazon! You totally get me 7 comments
