I always thought Tom Riddle was hot 4 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
I use penetrate at every possible opportunity I love to penetrate the conversation
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All respect to this super hero 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
My Dad asked about tinder and I said the charge too much try Grindr instead... he loved it
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At least he has a reason to stay alive 12 comments
When your wife might be a pervert 1 comments
What 2 years of changing habits can do 20 comments
What 2 years of changing habits can do 20 comments
Wait a minute 2 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Well, definitely better than your sister, but not as good as your mom.
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That's how I prepare myself for prison 13 comments
Russian transformer 13 comments
Automatic shoe cover dispenser 18 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
So then I had to walk trough the mud to pick up my boss and his wife from the airport. And when we got back to the car I through the mud-covered condoms in the back. Where they were promptly discovered by his wife, who started freaking out. I was like calm down those have not been in asses
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It's like looking into the sun 3 comments
Look at that advertising 11 comments
Automatic shoe cover dispenser 18 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
This reminds me of when I just bought these new shoes and it started to rain...but I had these two condoms, so I pulled them on ever so tenderly, careful not to tear them, you see a shoe is so much bigger than... well it's pretty big for a condom
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When you accidentally laugh at the emoji movie 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Cause you remember that a guy was caught master-bating in the theater and TJ Miller was proud of that!
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Look who was in the same train today 3 comments
Massacre I tell you 2 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Something else don't worry about it, why don't you come over later potato
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Apply cold water 2 comments
