buttscarleton


Fuck off ya fotzes!

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My Love life, what should I call the album? 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Beats to beat to
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Wowie 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Black coffee is bean broth
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Kill count 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Only three old people I think he’s fudging the numbers
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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Whoa mr. fluffypants let’s not do something I’m gonna regret
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This isn't what I ordered at all 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I ate all the chicken
Can I have a cookie grandma? 2 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Those are not the cookies grandma will give you!
If you ask for cookies at grandmas house, she preheats the oven
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It would be interesting if this actually was the case 8 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
They fought on meth and stayed up for weeks at a time
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Back in the days 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I might’ve been thine paterfamilias if nay for thine horse reaching thoust mother afore me
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Not all cops are bad mkay 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
You need to watch the cops whose are friends with everyone in the precinct except one guy
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Danny DoRito 9 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Dr. Mantis Dorito
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What are you 25 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Baby driver
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It was him 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Nineteen years of my life have been a lie for believing you, Shaggy. You sicken me!
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Who did it better? 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Definitely the elephant he had way more grace and beauty
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What are you 25 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Yes I am blind. Yes I drive. Yes we exist.
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Danny DoRito 9 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
He’s been an m&m and now he’s a dorito, is there any snack Danny can’t be
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Give her the coke 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Lemme make a quick call, how much you want?
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Cheeki breeki 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Come on Putin but in blue!
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Gonna freeze myself to find out 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
The trashball episode will probably happen
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Schroedinger's Millennial everybody 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Does food cost money?
Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh we millennial ain’t got that.
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The can choir 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
..And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky...
Lucky shower head 8 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Shit like this is why I’m a never-nude
Great idea 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Alexa, play Ride of the Valkyries
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I'd love hell 6 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I guess I can get that date now Jennifer
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Roommate Just Asked “What’s So Funny” 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I hope you’re not an English teacher, hahaha, my god, I’m still talking to a mannequin.
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