Timmy, what do you think of your coach’s super aggressive attitude?

Look at that beautiful flatness

Stay long enough to receive two texts from hr and you can hear the ambulance sirens approaching

Ok?

Mascots
Racoons???

How crispy and golden brown

I like how Charizard evolved into gastly because he died I guess

Most donuts are

Your eyes are dots/simple lines bro, who are you to judge

Ghost: Blankets! Damn my only weakness!! How did you know?!?!??

Do it fix my dog with your science, while you’re at it make him fly

My WiFi password is gimmefivedollarsandilltellyou

I dunno about four fake points I’d give it two

You will pay dearly for this deceit hooman

Now that’s a President worthy of his Nobel Prize

So he was already mad then you took his picture? Just let the man sell Michael Bolton tickets in peace.

Is there a buy button

I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me.

What is happening to nipples in Georgia

Now where’s the 30 foot dwarf with elephantiasis

Unless you’re the President...right?

Well he doesn’t have the Turner Diaries so he’s probably just researching Hitler

Liquor is the answer you’re looking for